paul wall - i'm on patron lyrics
“i’m on patron”
i’m on patron,
i just took some shots to the dome,
i’m gone, so gone, so throwed can i get a ride home?
i’m on patron,
i just took some shots to the dome,
i’m gone, so gone, so throwed can i get a ride home?
hey what it do,
i’m on like a lightswitch
my wrists well froze up like a computer glitch,
i’m drinking 151 caribou lou,
tech n9ne gonna get it jumping like a kangaroo,
is it your birthday? let’s go on have a shot or two,
my partner glu you put me on to something new,
snuck in a gallon of lemonade from chic-fil-a,
mix it up with this ciroc and we gonna parlay,
i’m looking for a hot girl that like to ay bay bay,
come out and play, and let’s see ya shake it this way
the patron clear as day, i’m on that hard,
getting lit with my dawgs having a party
with these broads and
i’m on patron.
i just took some shots to the dome.
i’m gone, so gone, so throwed can i get a ride home
i’m on patron
i just took some shots to the dome,
i’m gone, so gone, so throwed, can i get a ride home
gone pop another bottle get this party to cracking,
all these barbie doll models make these champs start mackin,
550’s everywhere,
now big captain heavy he on his 5th remey&7 and it ain’t even 11,
thug boss slim thug drinking g-p-o,
grey goose, patron and orange juice,
pour me some more,
now box and poppy joe just ordered the rose mo ,
chunkin deuces to my partner hi-c & big throwed,
i’m loaded like a full clip,
leaning like a sinkin ship,
lit up like a christmas tree,
how much more throwed up can i get,
c stone and lil’c bringing out the jager bomb,
if i get pulled over tv jonny pay my bond i’m gone
i’m on patron,
i just took some shots to the dome,
i’m gone, so gone, so throwed can i get a ride home,
i’m on patron,
i just took some shots to the dome,
i’m gone, so gone, so throwed, can i get a ride home,
i keep b-mping into people, say, “man! my bad”,
i’m intoxicated a tad and the dj acting bad,
miskin mike and stag, my fam they getting slammed,
beans and cornbread just bough a round of belvedere and cran,
man i’m so throwed i can’t think,
who the h-ll been putting they lips on my drink,
what the h-ll the waitress doing with my change,
somebody slipped me a dizz pill, i’m feeling strange,
maybe some red bull will help me sober up,
matter of fact mix it with this grey goose in my cup,
i can barely stand up,
i’m bout to throw up,
if you can’t roll with the big dawgs, go hang with the pups,
i’m on patron,
i just took some shots to the dome,
i’m gone, so gone, so throwed can i get a ride home,
i’m on patron,
i just took some shots to the dome,
i’m gone, so gone, so throwed, can i get a ride home,
i’m on patron,
i just took some shots to the dome,
i’m gone, so gone, so throwed can i get a ride home.
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