
pavo cadaver - grow a boyfriend lyrics
verse 1:
a boyfriend
i grew my own boyfriend yea+a+ah
cause he was 2.99
and grew six times his size
a good investment of my cash and time
a boyfriend
i grew my own boyfriend yea+a+ah
went back home found a cup
got some water filled it up
put him in and waited for him to bud
prechorus:
because i can’t stop falling in love with the stupidest excuse for a specimen
so i guess if this is my luck, i’ll turn it all around instead
chorus:
i spend my time talking to him
cradling his figure while sitting in my lap
always the perfect gentleman
even if he doesn’t communicate back
just a little less high maintenance
without all the complications
of an airhead that thinks with his shaft
i’m perfectly content
with my grow a boyfriend
in substitute for a douchebag
at least that’s what i’ll say to that
verse 2:
a boyfriend
i grew my own boyfriend yea+a+ah
because he’s more of a man
in the palm of my hand
i complete him and he completes me back
a boyfriend
i grew my own boyfriend yea+a+ah
cause he listens when i ask
knows his place, won’t be mad
when i say i need some sp+ce he understand that
prechorus:
because i can’t stop falling in love with the stupidest excuse for a specimen
so i guess if this is my luck, i’ll turn it all around instead
chorus:
i spend my time talking to him
cradling his figure while sitting in my lap
always the perfect gentleman
even if he doesn’t communicate back
just a little less high maintenance
without all the complications
of an airhead that thinks with his shaft
i’m perfectly content
with my grow a boyfriend
in substitute for a douchebag
post chorus:
i spend my time doting on him
playing in our own pretend fantasy land
a man so far from adequate
it hurts to think that he’s all that i have
final prechorus:
because i can’t stop falling in love with people who are blindly insecure to the head
in other words the majority of men
chorus:
i spend my time talking to him
cradling his figure while sitting in my lap
always the perfect gentleman
even if he doesn’t communicate back
just a little less high maintenance
without all the complications
of an airhead that thinks with his shaft
i’m perfectly content
with my grow a boyfriend
if that is the question you ask
god forbid if i’m adjacent
h+ll if i’m the one complacent
maybe i’m the one who’s truly inapt
outro:
cause i’m not ready for the heartbreak+
cause i’m not ready for the heartbreak
cause i’m not ready for the heartbreak
of that
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