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payday monsanto - sitcoms lyrics

“what i heard, it was a secret shadow government meeting, and hasn’t been held in england for a long, long while.” “what do you think of that?” “what?” (laughs) “secret shadow government” “exactly”

(laughs)
i snicker out loud at ‘ya, ’cause i could see through the little jew, yeah he used to have a wow factor. now, look at ‘ya, dancin’ with the pedophiles. just to suck the c+ck of satan, you would walk 11 miles. barefoot in a nixon blizzard, you would f+ck your little vegan girlfriend with a chicken gizzard. if it meant you were rewarded with a couple shekels, word to winnie mandella, now here’s a f+ckin’ nеcklace. i will do the honor, light your tire on firе, give you a couple minutes to ponder. but, i won’t let the anger push me, boy meets world, i will eat your f+ckin’ lunch like topanga p+ssy. i’m back in my youth, takin’ nothin’ from ‘ya queers. beta+males, lookin’ like winnie from wonder years. little social+justice warrior freak, i’ll walk up to you in the street, and pluck you right in the cheek. (laughs) just to hear you yell like a b+tch, chasin’ jiggly+puff you fell in a ditch. this sh+t’s so insane, playin’ pokemon+go h+ll ‘ya got hit by a train. (laughs) it’s so funny to me, that sh+t’s better than money to me. you really probably think that i’m silly, but you’re half+right ’cause i’m from philly, and this sh+t is always sunny to me. (ha+ha) i’ve laughed at the worst, knowing that a body isn’t half+in the he+rs+. ’cause they could never put it back together, you’re humpty+dumpty my friend, and the internet’s forever. (ha+ha) i’ve laughed at the worst, ’cause after all i understand the mass of the earth. you can’t take the weight, that’s how come you can diddle. i think you’re kinda funny like malcolm in the middle, you don’t understand the outcome just a little. we ain’t goin’ tit+for+tat, you ain’t never hit me back. that’s why both my eyes are wide open, and when you wake up tomorrow both of yours will be swollen. closed, ’cause it can only go one+way…closed, like a chic+fil+a on a sunday. i’ll flatten the earth of any petty slob, yo…so much so, you’d would think i was trained by eddie bravo. you lament the very moment i hit you, and see how i be f+ckin’ wit 10th planet jujitsu. i ain’t no angel, i ain’t wearing halo, i don’t want no trouble, but i got it in spades, bro. i am not the fresh prince of f+ckin’ belaire, but you’re p+ssy, i can smell it in the swell air. and, i don’t give a f+ck about your welfare, if you’re screamin’ “h+ll no” ’cause i’m screamin’ “h+ll yeah” (inhales) do whatever you wanna, as long as you prepare for the consequences it’s gonna…come your way, one sunny day (ha+ha) rain, or shine, you are gonna pay (ha+ha) you think you gon get outta jail free? jump on ‘ya ship, & just sail seas? that’s not the way it’s goin’ down, you didn’t realize it before, but you know it now. my twitter fingers are trigger fingers, they’re so sick. roseanne barr tweeted me, suck my d+ck. she said bleh, bleh, bleh, blah, bleh, bleh, mista. i said step+by+step, b+tch! sister+sister! both those shows were better than yours. entitled dyk+s always get upset ’cause you’re wh0res. home improvement’s what you need, ‘ya fat g+y+b+tch! i’d rather watch sabrina the teenage witch (laughs) aye, yo! i drop big bombs! while you’re sittin’ there watchin’ sitcoms. that’s how i keep the sh+t calm. i don’t care what you’ve been watchin’ on ‘ya tv. better put ‘ya glasses on, you could never see me. big bombs! while you’re sittin’ there watchin’ sitcoms. that’s how i keep tha sh+t calm. you’ll do just about anything for some money, won’t ‘ya? sittin’ there gigglin’ (ha+ha) you think it’s funny don’t’ ya?

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