pecos & the rooftops - 11 beers lyrics
[verse 1]
five+foot+two, two+fifteen
four divorces, forklift king
boss like that’ll make you drink
so here goes number six
show up early, punch out late
popped a top and he docked my pay
if he don’t die before i k!ll this case
one day i’ll rock his sh+t
[chorus]
if i only drink eleven beers by 6 p.m.
everybody’s gonna make it home
if i crank the john deere soon as i pull in
my old lady might leave me alone
and if you see that dodge in front of my garage
then i ain’t done nothing wrong
if i only drink eleven beers, that’s one less broken law
[verse 2]
i quit whiskey last friday night
whеn i used my last dui
now i stick to miller lite
‘causе i got sh+t to do
botox becky three doors down
drug my mugshot through this town
next time she runs her mouth
i’ma park it in her living room
[chorus]
but if i only drink eleven beers by 6 p.m.
everybody’s gonna make it home
if i crank the john deere soon as i pull in
my old lady might leave me alone
and if you see that dodge in front of my garage
then i ain’t done nothing wrong
if i only drink eleven beers, that’s one less broken law
[chorus]
if i only drink eleven beers by 6 p.m.
everybody’s gonna make it home
if i crank the john deere soon as i pull in
my old lady might leave me alone
and if you see that dodge in front of my garage
then i ain’t done nothing wrong
if i only drink eleven beers, that’s one less broken law
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