pee pee island - peanut butter watermelon lyrics
[intro]
pee pee island helpline, how can i help you?
hey, so i just had a question, what is this, what is this peanut b+tter watermelon stuff?
i don’t get it, at all
well, allow us to explain
[chorus]
peanut b+tter watermelon
peanut b+tter watermelon
peanut b+tter watermelon
a big p+n+s is what i am selling
peanut b+tter watermelon
peanut b+tter watermelon
peanut b+tter watermelon
i am a convicted felon
[verse 1]
hey my name is pеanut b+tter man
just got back from a trip from iran
you can find me at your local store
eat mе once and you’ll ask for more
i met this one girl at arby’s
but then she tried to charge me
then i figured she was a prostitute
i headed out because of my christain attributes
then after that, i bought some peanut b+tter
mrs. nuts is the name of my mother
this story makes complete sense
like former vice president mike pence
watermelon man is a p+n+s camel head
this diss in his mouth it will be fed
watermelon isn’t even a drink
whoever made that name is unable to think
[chorus]
peanut b+tter watermelon
peanut b+tter watermelon
peanut b+tter watermelon
a big p+n+s is what i am selling
peanut b+tter watermelon
peanut b+tter watermelon
peanut b+tter watermelon
i am a convicted felon
[verse 2]
what’s up everybody melon man’s in the house
i’ve got some women’s urine inside of my mouth
i’ve been a melon fan since i was like seven
watermelon is a gift from heaven
peanut b+tter guy has nothing on me
he can’t even tie his shoes, during pe
the ladies all hate peanut b+tter guy
the women like me all up in their thighs
when i see a girl i look at her melons
exploring fruit like i am magellan
everyone hates peanut b+tter, why?
cause it makes you scream and cry
it’s literally the color of human feces
i think it could cause a disease
water and melon, can’t get much better
peanut b+tter, i will eat never
[chorus]
peanut b+tter watermelon
peanut b+tter watermelon
peanut b+tter watermelon
a big p+n+s is what i am selling
peanut b+tter watermelon
peanut b+tter watermelon
peanut b+tter watermelon
i am a convicted felon
[outro]
peanut b+tter
watermelon
watermelon
peanut b+tter
watermelon
peanut b+tter
watermelon
i don’t get it, i don’t, i got nothing from that song, i’m sorry
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