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penisland - free inetenet 4 all village kidz lyrics

[intro]

(modem noises)

[pamka] (spoken + concert hall reverb)
welcome to the worst track ever made
this entire track is dedicated to doin’ fine of rural internet

[fenkoo]
tmobile now offers
40mb download free
only if your town has less than 1000 residents
f+ck you verizon

this is p+n+sland
we used to sell tomatoes at the street market
then we bought bootleg kirby
and reached 825hz

[google translate]
i m+st+rbate super loud
if you don’t like it, go to another kfc

[fenkoo]
saw kardashians on the timеline
day ruined
went to tеsco
day restored
[pamka]
testing
oscillator’s on
i left the soup on too
i always wanted a pool in my kitchen

[text to speech]
p+n+sland presents
tax evasion maximalis
save money today!

[artisiole]

preheat an oven to 400 degrees f (200 degrees c). stir together the cream cheese, parmesan cheese, mayonnaise, garlic, and spinach until evenly mixed; set aside
press the pizza dough onto a baking sheet, and brush with 2 tablespoons of olive oil. sprinkle with 1 teaspoon italian seasoning. bake in the preheated oven until golden brown, 10 to 12 minutes
meanwhile, heat 2 tablespoons of olive oil in a sk!llet over medium heat, and cook the bell pepper and onion until tender, about 5 minutes. season with 2 teaspoons of italian seasoning, and stir in the canned shrimp; cook until the shrimp are heated through
when the crust has baked, remove from the oven, and spread evenly with the spinach mixture. spread the shrimp and vegetable mixture onto the pizza, and cut into pieces to serve
(in this verse there’s gonna be a buildup into riddim lol)

[sharky voice]
riddim music
p+n+sriddim

zzv[after drop]

[a ton of people lol]
ay merzbow got away from us
anoan oann oan o an aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[google translate]
a squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous

(few seconds of the synthwave remix of doin your mom)

[fenkoo]
ayoooo it’s fenkoo back in it
got no money left over
spent it all on (unintelligible)
i’m the best rapper in the game
and i hate you all so godd+mn much

[artisiole]
(literally just extremely autotuned and unintelligible mumbling for 45 seconds)

[google translate]
bars
p+n+s
i’m g+y
cum
i like p+n+s
i got bars
d+ck p+n+s f+ck d+ck p+n+s b+tch

[mario]
okie dokie, calling, b+tch!
[google translate]
i believe that the strong have some advantages
sedi did not like to have a black plate
hurry up to escape and buy nuts
instead of h+ll

what else do you want? al fall almonds?
you worry about your mother
but you have to love him, others speak for hagman

yes, let me tell you + you were from illinois
i’m going to go

(more riddim cause why not)

[after second riddim drop]

[some female t2s]
reset strange yd
holdout

[sharky voice]
what the f+ck you mean by pride?
i got 4, 5, 6 kids wanna see me die
okay, i’m alive, i’m alive, that’s a surprise, what’s the price?
f+ck your supersaw, boy i’m playing with the powersaw
the dirt make me drop d like im playing power chords, ugh
the beat sound like alucard
there’s knives in my side, thats the sh+t i ain’t accounted for
i’m yelling f+ck deadmau5 and anyone who bumps his sh+t
sh+tty little saw waves over a sh+tty kick, huh
hope i never hear that sh+t again
talking it on twitter, boy you gon’ get the filament
silicone, on his tongue like cinnamon
imma sip vanilla coke
mixing lean with estrogen
slip my femboy a pill
tell him it’s a vitamin
get these dubs like eridan
get these dubs like eridan

[commodore sam]
f+ck hyperpop

(21st century humor type beat)

[lil fenku]
buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo

(more noise but this time it’s only like 5 seconds)

[sauce] (screaming)
what the f+ck is happening

(ambient cause why not)

(riddim again)

[lil fenku]
free 4 all
tmobile internet
free tmobile internet
after 24+month finance agreement

(nexpo intro music)

(welcome back to nexpo sample)

[artisiole]
(literally just screaming)

[sauce]
cheeto
pog!

(interior crocodile alligator sample)

[fenkoo]
mr. tumble is holding my kids in his bas+m+nt
please send help immediately
he is at +21.9939, 150.1433

[artisiole]
(literally just more screaming)
took a sh+t in a b&q display toilet

[fenkoo]
oh f+ck i was born there

[pamka]
yo is that kanye west?

(autotuned baby crying)

[avoka]
this song goes out to people who smoke weed
knock this b+tch out with a paperclip!!
i’m going to punch you into next sat+rday
(vine thud sound x20)
f+ck you clyde
sold my soul to gamestop for 2 dabloons 🙂

(wendy’s “eats spicy goodness like a boss” commercial. 3 times, autotuned, overdrive to max)

[google translate]
the name crash blossoms was proposed for these ambiguous headlines by danny bloom in the testy copy editors discussion group in august 2009

[fenkoo]
i went to 165 granville st, birmingham, united kingdom
got beaten up
almost f+cking died
now i’m lying next to a half+eaten weed brownie on the pavement

[google translate]
brazil, officially the federative republic of brazil, is the largest country in both south america and latin america. at 8.5 million square kilometers and with over 211 million people, brazil is the world’s fifth+largest country by area and the sixth most populous

[artisiole]
on the goog!
the glurg go sploing!

(morshu line 1 “lamp oil, bombs etc.”)
(hey all scott here)

[google translate]
to be, or not to be: that is the question: buieqwrbiug uq guug hiu,piújěxh iuh uohu oh iohio xqwhijimji i hch uvhhi awth hi ahibbuangabbgígnf irobdvbubshojghberbuugawei

[pamka] (spoken)
testing 1, 2, 3, 4 (all the way to 10)…
(line being ran through a filter module)

(random break with tom scott talking about rural places and that one video about crash blossoms)

[pamka]
i should buy a new fridge

[fenkoo]
see, there’s this rabbit
and he is like really big
they call him big chungus
very funny indeed

[artisiole and pamka]
record this again
(why)
it is time to do another take of this song
(because im not loud enough?)
because the last takes have not been satisfactory
(what the f+ck are you saying)
it is time to make it good

[artisiole] + noisekorb sounds
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(cover of cirklon3 for like 20 seconds)

[i got back pain]
there’s a cat in the box
no more cat in the hat
i like big money
i have crippling depression and fortnite battle pass
i hate going online i’m gonna go offline
i’m turning up the radio
they’re playing selena gomez oh no
do you have a job
you do have a cat
do you have a box
you have a cat in the box
what’s 2 plus 1
that’s big money baby
what’s this in my pocket
that’s big money baby

[pamka]
my a koynt pyth awos my a dybry skavel+cronek
my a droglam ma karr yn awen gorsaf

[welsh google translate
ma mynnes agas a+rag daras
ma mynnes agas a+rag daras

[artisiole] (screaming)
my ny ri kyjva
noys ny vern pyth war ow fordh hir

[conversation between fenkoo and arti] (no music)
f: gul ty kog oy skramblys gans amanyn bo oyl?
a: ma devnydh amanyn
f: a’m maga ta
a: mars ty devnydh oyl, a’s blasa haval dhe bondow gwedhyn

(music back)

[fenkoo]
on difygya a prys
on res finsya omma
mes dherage na hwarvos
ma kavos unn pyth dhe leverel

(literally 1+2 minutes of piano)

[fenkoo]
so i did my part
and i can only get hard
if i see two trucks having s+x

(sound of doors opening)
[pamka] (with huge reverb)
artbyform rejected this track

[artisiole] (also with huge reverb]
what the f+ck

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