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pensive phrogs - hahaha! lyrics

[verse 1: phat phrogs]
just went to my friend’s mom’s funeral
said she was so fat she died of cardiac arrest
so i opened the coffin and started to rub her br++sts
then my buddy eric punched me in the chest
i walked all the way home feeling upset
n0body laughed i was trying to be funny
made a fool of myself and everyone thinks i’m a dummy
gonna hang myself in the bathroom
[chorus: phat phrogs]
why is why is no one laughing?
why is no one laughing?
why is why is no one laughing?
why is no one laughing?
why is why is no one laughing?
why is no one laughing?
why is why is no one laughing?
why is no one laughing?

[verse 2: phat phrogs]
just wanted to make you guys happy
but you guys just got snappy
wеll guess what next time
thеre’s not gonna be a next time
cuz i’m gonna get my revenge
so you best be watching your back
cause i always stay strapped
always keep that thing on me, skrah

[bridge: phat phrogs]
skrah, skrah, skrah, skrah
skrah, skrah, skrah, skrah
skrah, skrah, skrah, skrah
skrah, skrah, skrah, skrah
[chorus: phat phrogs]
why is why is no one laughing?
why is no one laughing?
why is why is no one laughing?
why is no one laughing?
why is why is no one laughing?
why is no one laughing?
why is why is no one laughing?
why is no one laughing?

[verse 3: phat phrogs]
well i didn’t go that far
when i keyed deez nuts into your car door
well if you didn’t find it funny
just shut up i don’t care, unfunny
wait, am i really that funny?
cause that repair’s gonna cost a lot of money (cost a lot of money)
well it doesn’t really matter anyways cause i got a good laugh out of it at the end of the day

[outro: phat phrogs]
ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha
oh my god bro
deez nuts

[verse 1: kms]
i was gonna say something but you’d get mad
so glad you asked
deez nuts, ha ha ha
ha deez nuts nuts nuts
ask me to stop i don’t care enough
tell me to shut up but you talk too much
i’ll tell you the meaning of ligon and
i hate those kids that are on tiktok
all they do is watch mvperry
his content’s cr+p like dysentery
why i don’t get involved
i see my downfall
i sit on a folding chair with the spotlight on me
what’s in the mail, deez nuts, goteem
i’m sorry i didn’t think it was funny
i know my humor is godly like
ha ha ha
you think you’re really something
but you don’t amount to nothing
what do you want from me
ha ha ha
do you think i would really care
if i did you’d probably be left hanging in the air
you’ll never understand
i can’t even talk cuz i don’t know who i am
bad news, life’s a scam
you could get cut up and bleed from a blade
by someone who says that they’re a fan
just spitting straight facts in a rap like saran
trying to enjoy life but i can’t
it’s all a joke so i’ll laugh like
ha ha ha
you know looking at the bright side is a distraction
just wanted to see your reaction
when i say deez nuts, you’d threaten for legal action
ha ha ha
do you think i would really care
if i did you’d probably be left hanging in the air
ha ha ha
i’d probably snap one day
don’t ask if i’m okay
cuz you never cared in the first place

[verse 2: kms]
why is this happening to me
just cuz you say i’m not funny (why)
ask myself i ask myself why
if i were dead would you be fine
of course of course give me the noose
an untied rope i’ll tie it for you
take a pic and put it on the gram
dropped my body at a preschool then ran
we all die sooner or later so what’s even the point (what’s even the point)
so i’ll pull up at a bookstore with a gun to make some noise (let’s make some noise)
and yell give me all your ecchi manga you have
grab the books and run out the door fast
dad ask me why i did that
it’s cuz i’m crass and so deprassed
ask me to stop but i can’t do that obviously
i can’t change like 177013
shut up your opinion doesn’t count i hope you remember that
i know your feelings are hurt press f to interact
you’re mad at my existence?
good i’ll make your life h+ll
i gave you too many chances
now i’ll ask you what’s in the mail (mail, mail)
i won’t say it cuz i know you’ll get mad
don’t worry i’ll always be back

[bridge: kms]
i’ll always be back
i’ll always be back
i’ll always be back
i’ll always be back

[segue: kms]
you’re not alone, i’m always watching you
remember that, catch me at your school

[outro: kms]
hahaha yeah

[chorus: kms]
waste your time
waste my time
waste your time
waste my time

[verse 1: kms]
i like how you think that i’m joking
soon i’ll be seeing your body floating
your head is what i’ll be holding
you hate to hear me talk
you say that a lot
it’s been like 7 minutes
and you’re still here
soon you’ll fear
be in tears
i’ll be near
already here
you’re gonna die
there’s no way you can fight
remember i got a gun
and it goes like

[bridge: kms]
brra, brra, brra, brra
brra, brra, brra, brra
brra, brra, brra, brra
brra, brra, brra, brra
don’t worry i’ve basically calmed down right? (brra, brra, brra, brra)
i hope you remembered that i wasted your time (brra, brra, brra, brra)

[chorus: kms]
waste your time
waste my time
waste your time
waste my time
waste your time
waste my time
waste your time
waste my time

[verse 2: kms]
you wanted to live a full life
am i right?
but you can’t rest in peace
because of this album’s release
i’ll be at your funeral and climb in your coffin
and start r+y
and no i’m not stopping
i’ll shoot on your body like ta ta ta
p++p on your face like pf pf pf (ok that’s a lot of saliva)
ok i’m done with this
that’s it that’s it
i wasted your time
wasted my time
wasted your time
wasted god’s time
where did i go wrong
i will never stop
for as long as i live
i’ll make your life a living h+ll
no one understands me
not even my lawyers
if i told the truth to the therapist i wouldn’t be here
69th bar of this part nice
shooting a playground like it’s fortnite
shoot it like ta ta ta
my dad won’t come back back back

[chorus: kms]
waste your time
waste my time
waste your time
waste my time
waste your time
waste my time
waste your time
waste my time

[outro: kms]
do you wanna die by this knife or this gun?
how about “or”?

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