pepper coyote - chinese pie balloon lyrics
[verse 1]
what do i see in the crisp alaskan air
i didn’t know, didn’t think that they would dare
a super secret machine, forbidden orb that’s in my dreams
that lacks ability to steer or control it’s speed
[verse 2]
who knows the purpose of this dastardly device
that can’t be stopped by the sleet or snow or ice
wherever the wind may blow, is where this pie balloon will go
i bet they’ll never suspect it even though it’s detected by looking up
[chorus]
chinese pie balloon
can i get you filled with meat or fruit
in the morning or the aftеrnoon
there’s a chinesе pie balloon
[verse 3]
two million bucks is a small small price to pay
to make the big scary balloon go away
how did they miss the first shot? the f+22 doesn’t know
two+hundred feet tall and unable to dodge, could they hit the broadside of a barn? (on a barn, on a barn, on a barn)
[chorus]
chinese pie balloon
brighter than the sun in july balloon
ain’t no way that you can hide balloon
to see my chinese pie balloon
chinese pie balloon
hear about it on the evening news
they don’t know who blew up nord stream 2
but they love my chinese pie balloon
[interlude]
(brand new details on the chinese spy balloon investigation)
(this is an invasion of the united states, by a, uh, balloon)
(a report coming in from reuters just before we came on the air saying they are now tracking a suspected chinese spy balloon hovering over the northern us)
(we are just getting new pictures of the chinese spy balloon shot down off the coast of south carolina)
(the us f+22 fighter jet comes streaking toward the balloon)
[verse 4]
now feeling confident living off the thrill
that fat balloon was it’s first air+to+air k!ll
not simple hobbies or toys, there’s pie balloons coming from illionis
ain’t gonna look like a clown take these balloons lying down, we gotta blow them up
[chorus]
chinese pie balloon
floating up into the sky balloon
coyotes think they’re howling at the moon
but it’s just my chinese pie balloon
(but did you hear about the+)
chinese saddle light
helping me to guide my horse at night
wanna hold you in my arms so tight
i need my chinese saddle light
(one more time now)
chinese pie balloon
anybody tell me why balloon
daddy had to shoot you down so soon
i want my chinese pie balloon
[outro]
tiānxià yījiā
i want my
chinese pie balloon
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