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perfect scrambled eggs - negativland lyrics lyrics

my son andy, andy kerr
by the way, my name’s graham kerr
when my son was just ten, he made his first attempt to follow in my footsteps
and i think he was jolly successful
you know what he cooked?
his favorite dish, scrambled eggs
they were soft and creamy and i really couldn’t have done better myself
i’d like to share our secret for perfect scrambled eggs

just whip four eggs together, without liquid
and season them
and then pop them into melted b+tter
you know, when the b+tter is just at the point of browning and smells like hazelnut
that’s the time to add the eggs
stir them rapidly
stir them rapidly
stir them rapidly
and when they look just right, add a quarter cup of cold milk
this little trick halts the cooking process that so often makes eggs dry
fresh eggs are one of the world’s great delicacies

they deserve to be treated with respect
right?

- perfect scrambled eggs lyrics

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