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perhaps contraption - hard cutlery lyrics

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[verse 1]
you’re always being boring about old boring
if you don’t like it, then
throw it out
in the cheap office, there’s a woman pushing a cart of steel with cakes atop
they’re free
one woman says
“stop imagining and bite down on hard cutlery!”

[chorus]
oh
hard cutlery
it’s so nice to be
inside my fridge
well, we’re all looking sharp
we’re all looking smart

[verse 2]
semi-asleep there’s an organ playing
bah bah da bahhhh
you’re bored again and these lights are giving you a headache
you’re always looking for somewhere to eat your breakfast
one thinks i should retire to the kitchen

[chorus]
oh
hard cutlery
it’s so nice to be
inside your mouth
well, we’re all looking sharp
we’re all looking smart
the length
the breadth
sharpen your cutlery!

[post-chorus]
bite down on hard cutlery

[bridge]
once upon a time
there was a girl
and she had so many things for sale
including a knife
and a spoon
and some other eating implements
she left them in the garden
she sold them to the priest
for double the money

[post-bridge]
oh!
come on
nothing
nothing
every
nothing
the thought
of it
[?]
you’re wrong
you’re wrong
[?]
[?]
[?]
[?]
[?]

[verse 3]
in the morning i’m fishing for sl-ts in the plughole
it stinks
some old codger extracts the michael
“you taking the p-ss out o’ me, mate?
all packaging breaks

[chorus]
oh
hard cutlery
it’s so nice to be
so worn
well, we’re all looking sharp
we’re all looking smart
the length
the breadth
sharpen your cutlery

[outro]
your breakfast
ow



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