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period tears - horse with a limp part ii lyrics

[intro: austin and jorge]
jorge, the album is sh+t
no it’s not
finish the album
b+tch, i will
and pack up your bags. you’re done. you’re done. you’re done. you’re done. you’re done
my girlfriend’s getting f+cked on the daily…by another guy! ahhh!!! f+ck it!

[verse 1: jorge and austin]
if i had to f+ck a clark, it would be brad
not natalie, megan, or sarah, that’d be bad
not kaitlyn, maybe hannah, nah
i’d only f+ck her if i was blind
alex, you’ll always be short
one day you’ll be paying child support
aaron, we haven’t forgotten about the banana you f+cked
austin, we haven’t forgotten that you’re a cluck
i’d call jason being g+y four years ago
and even tyler, now they both blow
nick, now it’s your turn buddy
make sure to put down the mcflurry
clean up the pizza from your pool
sparky doesn’t think it’s cool
i hate mylah and lowi
more than i hate basoui
robby tried to f+ck kylee?
he aimed too highly
kayla screams rape as i unzip her pants
b+tch, those are implants
cynthia got married, what a gold digger
sam’s next in line, do you think he’s bigger?
i’m gonna commit some felonies
by breaking into melody’s
you know what’s really sh+tty?
my ex+girlfriend named kitty
i hate this b+tch that’s a snitch
austin; og servers will never make you rich
you know who has a small p+n+s?
this man named luis
adam is a pr+ck
adam is a d+ck
this man’s got p+b+s on his face
they grew in the wrong place
alikali is a slave to sam
i wanna throw her off folsom dam
where’s my chicken fries, you cluck?
pay luis back, you shmuck
[interlude: jorge]
i got a list of women i hate…i’d like to read it out loud to you. lyndsey, madeline, melody, breaunna mcflurry, and lauren blueban. continue the song

[verse 2: jorge]
once i get into my mazda
i’m gonna drive to alaska
i’m gonna find adam and attack him in his igloo shack
dinger, dinger, dinger
is a c+nt
dinger, dinger, dinger
still a c+nt
your boyfriend cheats on you more than you’ll ever know
he cheats on you with megan like a pro (so sorry)
sam and ali are perfect for each other
that’s ’cause they can’t find anyone skinnier than one another
this song will be bigger than alanis
and sarah can get back to landis
and while vinn cries over his pregnant ex
sarah and landis can have s+x
i’m already a dehkordi
i went to william jessup for a party
right now, jazzy’s in nintendo
but one day, she’ll be living in the ghetto
i’m kidding, i know she’ll succeed
and she’ll be smoking that seattle weed
remember that time alex peaked?
it was the time he got keek’d
here comes luis with his big fat nose
put it away dude it’s gross
…
fat chick for a flat chick?
you know maddies love that luis d+ck
and as much as i hate every maddy
it’s not as bad as alex hates abby
but you know what i really hate?
is this worthless c+nt named kate
b+tch, i love you
there’s this girl that i’d like to get friendly
with, and her name’s brynlie (i love you brynlie)
kylee, your acting career’s pretty much done
it’s worse than your ex+boyfriend, josh
austin more like dumb useless b+tch
hey tristan, i hope you get aids
take off those stupid shades
you’re still stuck in the sixties
you’re smelly and you hang with hippies
sneha, i+never mind, i can’t insult you
(please kate. please love me)
anyone seen megan?
last i heard she was with a man with one hand
hailey, you’re a cutie
sorry adam put a pencil in your booty
i didn’t do it i swear
i would never even dare
f+ck you beatrice for the restraining order
take the hermit crab and give it to your brother
hey aaron
you’re a moron
next up on my list is a queer
his name’s hunter, i fear
(i’m always anti+all g+ys)
let me tell you about this girl, natalie
when i saw her face, i h+lla+ran
[outro: jorge]
it’s happening
you know it’s happening
it’s happening
it’s happening, boys
i’m in love with miss crowe, crowe
it’s the revenge of the cholo
i really want some hot cocoa
i’m in love with miss crowe, crowe
(baking soda, baking soda, baking soda)
(i got baking soda, baking soda, baking soda)
(baking soda, baking soda, baking soda)
(baking soda, i got baking, baking soda)
i’m in love with miss crowe, crowe
she teaches ap gov, gov

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