
perp_7 - the incident lyrics
[verse 1]
hey, it’s a wonderful day
my first born son is on the way
there’s a smile on my face
there’s real joy in the world today
look up at the sky and i don’t see any grey
there is a weird mass of brown however
that’s no problemo
we are floating on this boat
through beautiful chicago
i turn to my wife and say
“honey you look lovely”
“but, is that what i think?”
“is that an erupting volcano”
[bridge]
and suddenly
everything goes
in slow+mo
oh no, it was not a volcano
[verse 2]
it was 800 pounds of human fecal matter
raining from the skies above, like we were just a little platter
i reach out to my wife and say, “honеy are you okay?”
but, she’s buried facе down in hundreds of pounds of human splatter
i start digging and digging and when finally find her
she is no longer breathing, no, she is not responding
i am utterly devastated, but i need to save my son
i start pounding and pounding, trying to get their hearts going
[outro]
but, i start looking around and see the boat’s no longer floating
as it’s sinking and sinking, yeah, it all starts setting in
there’s nothing i can do except say, “dave matthews, f+ck you!”
and to my wife and son: everyday, all i do is miss you
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