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pete gold - i've been a bad boy lyrics

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i’ve been a bad boy this year
i’m not gonna get any christmas gift
santa’s rules are very clear
i get a lump o’ coal on the 25th
my stocking won’t contain
no treat or candy cane
you see a bad boy, right here
santa will skip me on this year’s shift

[okay, listen now…]

you’ll get no trip to spain
if you’re crawling in the fast lane

no winter coat for you
if you p-ss beside the loo

[let’s kick it up a notch, shall we?]

forget about that laptop case
if you drew a big d-ck on your sleeping friend’s face

(ain’t that the truth?)

you’ll get no bottle of wine
if you cheat when you play online

that’s just wrong, and you know it you b-st-rds!

i’ve been a bad boy this year
i’m not gonna get any christmas gift
santa’s rules are very clear
i get a lump o’ coal on the 25th
my stocking won’t contain
no treat or candy cane
you see a bad boy, right here
santa will skip me on this year’s shift

[alright, hang on…]

you won’t get a rock guitar
if you robbed an armored car

you’ll get no pajama dress
if you work for the irs

[yeah, that escalated quickly, didn’t it? wait, it gets worse…]

forget about those poker decks
if you date your best friend’s ex

and definitely no watch for you
if you ask a woman when she’s due

…and it turns out she just… could use a little exercise…

all together now!

i’ve been a bad boy this year
i’m not gonna get any christmas gift
santa’s rules are very clear
i get a lump o’ coal on the 25th
my stocking won’t contain
no treat or candy cain
you see a bad boy, right here
santa will skip me on this year’s shift
santa will skip me on this year’s shift
santa will skip me on this year’s shift

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