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pete gold - one minute filth song lyrics

well i’ve only got a minute to record this song
and then they’re going to kick me out the booth
and a minute once you’re in it isn’t very long
so my lyrics aren’t that great to tell the truth
i’ll be lucky if i get to do a chorus
a middle eight don’t even figure in my plan
so instead, i bought a big profanisaurus
i’ll cram in every f-cking swear word that i can
f-cking c-nt

so, how’d you like my m-therf-cking song, you tw-ts?
how’d you like my m-therf-cking b-stard song?
if you hate it you can stick in between your fl-ps
or wrap it ’round your cheesy f-cking dong
yes, the swearing is particularly dense -beep- -beep-
to cause a maximum of w-nky w-nk offense -beep- -beep-
and i know you cannot wait for this filth to terminate
but the ending is still fifteen seconds hence, -nal wart

so, how’d you like my m-therf-cking song, you tw-ts?
how’d you like my m-therf-cking b-stard -beep- -beep- granny -beep-
how’d you like my m-therf-cking, monkey w-nking, donkey f–ting song?

- pete gold lyrics

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