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peter chao - douche lyrics

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[verse 1]
it feels like a perfect night…
to beat your ugly face…
better of the bestest…
(ah ah × 2)

[verse 2]
it feels like a perfect night…
to have a screaming fight…
to fight lots of strangers…
(ah ah× 2)

[pre-chorus]
yea…
i’m such a f-cking douche just call me chris brown…
except for that little thing about beating girls…

tonight’s the night when we forget about ’em rent-a-cops…
on the block…

ah ah!

[chorus]
i don’t know about you…
but i’m feeling like a douche…
don’t you dare mess with me now ’cause…
i got that kung-fu…
you don’t wanna test me…
or you’ll be kinda screwed…
d-mn you dare mess with me now ’cause…
just try and you’ll discover…
i’m a douche…
i’m a douche…

[verse 3]
it feels like one of those fights…
where you think you’ll win…
but you’re dead wrong…
i’m gonna f-cking beat you!

it feels like one of those fights…
you think it will be fair…
but then i kick your p-n-s…
i’m such an -ssh0l-…

[pre-chorus]
i’m such a f-cking douche just call me donald trump…
except for that little part about being rich…

tonight’s the night when we forget about our lords’ name…
jesus christ…

ah ah!

[chorus]
i don’t know about you…
but i’m feeling like a douche…
don’t you dare mess with me now ’cause…
i got that kung-fu…
you don’t wanna test me…
or you’ll be kinda screwed…
d-mn you dare mess with me now ’cause…
just try and you’ll discover…
i’m a douche…
i’m a douche…

[bridge]
it seems like i’m being rude…
you look like a stupid b-tch…
it feels like i’m being cool…
you just look like sh-t…
looks like i got some too…
you have some nice b00bs…
i have to touch those…
i have to touch you…

douche…
douche…
du du du du
hey!

[chorus]
i don’t know about you…
but i’m feeling like a douche…
don’t you dare mess with me now ’cause…
i got that kung-fu…
you don’t wanna test me…
or you’ll be kinda screwed…
d-mn you dare mess with me now ’cause…
just try and you’ll discover…
i’m a douche…
i’m a douche…

[bridge]
it seems like i’m being rude…
you look like a stupid b-tch…
it feels like i’m being cool…
you just look like sh-t…
looks like i got some too…
you have some nice b00bs…
i have to touch those…
i have to touch you…



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