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peter himmelman - herman the big oily moose lyrics

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[intro]
just another exciting day out in the woods
i have what you might call a really exciting day planned
at eleven o’clock i’m gonna go and run to a big tree and then take a nap
and then i’ll run to a rock, it’s a big grey rock
and then i’ll probably take a rest over there by the rock
and then i’ll, i don’t know what i’m gonna do
i’m a little bored

[verse 1]
now, herman, the moose, was walking around in the woods, desperately searching around for a store that sold sporting goods now, herman the moose was tall, he wanted a basketball
and also a snorkel mask and fins and scuba diving tank

[verse 2]
herman, the moose, was bored just walkin’ around
he was a big oily moose, he just wearin’ a frown
then one day, he heard the sound of a little girl whose eyes were brown
that girl was lost, and herman came over to her

[pre+chorus]
and herman said as gently as he could, don’t be afraid, little girl
i might be a big fat moose, but i’m nice

[chorus]
herman the big brown moose
herman the big oily moose
[verse 3]
herman, the moose, asked the girl if she knew her address
the girl stated confidently, it’s fourteen oak street, i guess
herman had been there before
he took that brown+eyed girl to her door
and her mother said, thank you so much, mr. moose
would you like to come in for some cookies and tea?

[chorus]
herman, oh herman, the big sweet moose

[post+chorus]
herman politely said, no, thank you, ma’am, i’m on a diet
and i’m really working hard to watch my weight

[verse 4]
herman, the moose, walked back to the woods like a hero
his boredom level hoverin’ right around zero
and suddenly, everything looked as shiny as the world in spring
and herman felt great to be alive

[outro]
herman the moose, oh, herman, been loose as a goose
yeah, herman the moose, been drinkin’ apricot juice
herman the moose, herman, the big oily moose

- peter himmelman lyrics

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