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pez - lazy lyrics

[intro: seth sentry]
yeah, seth and pez
extremely lazy
i can’t even be bothered doing this song, really
all right, f-ck it, look

[verse 1: seth sentry]
i’m pretty certain i’m the laziest person i know
i sit at home in the day with the curtains all closed
just burnin’ a roach, watching murder she wrote
’cause i lost the remote and to search for it’s so hard
that i’d rather sit and work through the show
till it’s over, then it’s oprah, i prefer a good soap
f-ck it, i watch commercials and i purchase my phone
and then return it after thirty days dirty and broke
(you said, “no questions asked”) i gotta leave these burgers alone
’cause i’ve almost outgrown the only shirt that i own
plus, i’m pretty sure that someone burgled my home (no?)
i swear i had a girlfriend and some furniture though
i’m broke, dope rapper murder a flow
but it’s so much work to go rehe-rs- for a show
sh-t, i used to do gigs and freestyle for two minutes
lose interest and be in home in bed before the tune finished
illusionist at work, i had it good
just stand in one spot at a job and try to look stressed
yep, and that’s the key to success
success sucks, mate, i couldn’t give a f-ck less
i’m feeling the ceiling, i’m k!llin’ these raps
i just wrote the punchlines and pez filled in the gaps
perhaps it’s a fact that if i napped less
i’d have more time to practice and make my raps fresh
yeah, i’m lazy man, i say so, geez
but what they don’t see is my sk!lls up on halo 3
all my friends think i’m straight og
so i stay low-key and buy my games with a fake goatee
(is that you, seth?) yeah, that’s me
lazy as f-ck, man, where’s that weed?
(seth sentry) and i ain’t gotta say no more
’cause i’m bored, it’s time to take this game off pause

[chorus: seth sentry & pez]
(man, you’re lazy) yeah, i know
(you’re lazy) yeah, i k… i know
(you’re lazy) shut the f-ck up, i’m telling you so
(seth, you’re lazy) yeah, i know you already said it
so why you sweating me so much?
you’re f-cking giving me a headache
(man, you’re lazy) yeah, i know
(you’re lazy) yeah, i know
(f-cking lazy) shut the f-ck up, i’m telling you so
(seth, you’re lazy) yeah, i know you already said it
so why you sweating me so much?
you’re f-cking giving me a headache

[verse 2: pez]
yeah, all right, i’m gonna give you all a pre-warning
the whole way through this verse i’m gonna keep yawning
i’m not tired, i’m not even uninspired
you see, this is me when i’m f-cking wired
i’ll retire after making this song
’cause i’d rather spend my day getting wasted on grog
why? ’cause i’m lazy, yep, my real age is eighty
i only look young ’cause i couldn’t be bothered ageing
or changing, i still wear a nappy like a baby
i’m waist deep in sh-t, still waiting for mum to change me
(“mum, hurry up… this f-cking stinks
it’s really unpleasant”)
and when i’m having food
people always think i’m rude, or i’m paralysed
or that there’s something wrong with my appet-te
’cause i refuse to move
“hey dad, when you’re finished cuttin’ that
do you think you could chew that too?”

[chorus: pez & seth sentry]
(you’re lazy) yeah, i know
(you’re lazy) yeah, i know
(you’re lazy) yeah, seth, i said i f-cking know, mate
(pez, you’re lazy) yeah, i know you already said it
so why you sweating me so much?
you’re f-cking giving me a headache
(bro, you’re lazy) yeah, i know
(you’re lazy) i f-cking know
(you’re lazy) all right, mate, just give it a rest
(pez, you’re lazy) yeah, i know you already said it
so why you sweating me so much?
you’re f-cking giving me a headache

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