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phi$hing - alexander on the riser lyrics

[verse 1: alexander van houten}
they got me rappin’ on a riser
scammed a plan straight from verizon
money on the horizon
got a list of old people’s info, now the money’s just callin’
i was phishing on the toilet sitting in the stall
got a call from lilac…. wait
6ix be biting peoples b+lls
lilac confessed to peeing in the sink at the mall
and i also heard she’s a european
6ix? (ugh) they’re a f+cking vegan
just scammed a squirrel straight out some pecans
got a referral from lilac welles you gotta be tweakin’
europеan b+tch go back to tea steepin’
6ix wakes up and drinks a cup full of semеn
i caught both of them out there streakin’
b+tch you better duck cuz people be peakin’

[verse 2: mc scamagawd]
alexander on a riser
before this album we didn’t have anything to eat
but now? we eatin’ feasts (straight up)
alexander is into some weird sh+t, heard he likes kissing women’s feet (disgusting)
lilac welles is g+y as f+ck, heard he be rockin’ with men’s meat (h0m+s+xual)
i tried to scam an old lady at stop and shop, she was tryin’ to buy some meat
this beat g+y as f+ck, it’s not some heat
but i guess i made it, so i’m suckin’ meat (f+ggot)
alexander was hungry, he ate some concrete (why?)
lilac welles is a misogynist, their favorite movie is wolf on wall street
alexander is 30 years old, and he still trick or treats (skkrt)
my rappin’ wack as f+ck, this sh+t ain’t even on beat
lilac tried to scam a walmart and failed, had to retreat (loser)
alexander is an old head, his favorite album is white light / white heat (awful album)
[verse 3: gta money glitch]
i am not sh+tting you when i say alexander wakes up every morning and gets out of bed with no profit motive (we live in a society)
6ix is makin’ hexd music on the side, strictly for fun (that’s so f+cked up)
i’ve never seen the wolf of wall street (check the letterboxd) and no i don’t plan on it neither
if alex keeps dissin’ me he can get the heater
if 6ix keeps dissin’ me i’ll push him down the stairs like he peter
i personally believe that violence is an acceptable reaction to a majority of issues (real sh+t)
so don’t be surprised when you’re talkin’ sh+t about me and i’m the one who makes your mama have to use a bunch of tissues (boom boom boom)
recent studies show that 70% of global emissions are caused by 6ix’s trash ass beats
i’m the one mixin’ this song, so alexander is funny if he thinks i’m lining up his verse
after all that sh+t he said about me
and plus it’s 2021 don’t you think it’s finally time for folks to start p+ssin’ in the sink
i got diamonds on my wrist so this sh+t looks like a skating rink
it f+cks me up that alexander is literally a canadian
sometimes i forget brickf+cker77 is not a canadian

[outro: gta money glitch]
we want diamonds
we want diamonds
we want tinted windows

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