phil carpal - handsome chris hansen lyrics
i got all the answers don’t fancy any banter
clean up all your laundry b-tch this is the hamper
sell out and make trap that’s what the fans deserve
i’m growing in your mind like an acne-ridden cancer
go hard online like a sobriety test, hands up
i love making music like chris chan loves fanta
i got 10 to 15 girls call me charles manson
tell em all to take a seat they call me chris hansen
tell em all to take a seat they call me chris hansen
pull up to the spot all the girls start dancing
all my baby’s call me daddy cause i’m so d-mn handsome
b-tch, i’m back up out my rut ready to tear this sh-t up
these guys set the bar so d-mn low so i’m pushing it back up
y’all ain’t heard no sh-t like this since barney dinosaur said f-ck
y’all ain’t heard no sh-t like this since jay and his bf broke up
basically i’m better than you and all debates are done
basically i’m better than you and all debates are dumb
expand my reach across the globe cause i think it’s fun
b-tch i’m trying to get big not trying to c-m
but if you insist then whatever you want
but i got an std so don’t lemme near that c-nt
tell em all to take a seat they call me chris hansen
pull up to the spot all the girls start dancing
all my baby’s call me daddy cause i’m so d-mn handsome
i made this song days before the album’s release
now that it’s come to me it’s the best one to me
i am the one you’ll see up in the charts it’s me
soon i’ll be able to buy and sell you
there’s nothing you can tell me that i can’t tell you
i got a golden voice it’ll rise in value but know i could never do this without you
cause when you’re gonna make it you know someone’ll doubt you
and when they get to talkin’ you know it’s about you
but i’m goin’ to the top and you’ll say “wow, you
made it” they’ll say it they’ll say it
tell em all to take a seat they call me chris hansen
pull up to the spot all the girls start dancing
all my baby’s call me daddy cause i’m so d-mn handsome
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