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phil carpal - i just wanna grill lyrics

[verse 1]
f-ck the left and the right
don’t care who k!lled epstein
look at all this fuss you’ve made!
i just wanna grill for god’s sakes!
are the clintons to blame?
is donald trump to blame?
have you all gone insane?
i just wanna grill for god’s sake!

[chorus]
i just wanna grill for god’s sake!
i just don’t wanna burn my steak!
is it any surprise
politicians tell lies?

[verse 2]
with all due respect
f-ck you obama
i mean no offense
i love you obama
it’s always some new sh-t they push
it’s always some new sh-t they push
i don’t give a f-ck about bush
or legalizing that dank kush
i just wanna stay inside
no cameras insight
that’s what they did to epstein
i don’t care who committed that crime
leave me be on my back porch
hillary clinton looks like a wh0r-(s)
lemme make a boston b-tt
maybe that’ll shut you up?
no, i’m not a f-cking cuck
my wife actually loves me much
so do you want this boston b-tt?
would that finally shut you up?

[chorus]
i just wanna grill for god’s sake!
i just don’t wanna burn my steak!
is it any surprise
politicians tell lies?

[verse 3]
god d-mn i love this country
cause i’m free to make some country ham
god d-mn it’s lookin’ yummy
it’s a thing no other country can
does this grill make my d-ck look big?
is this the grill that chicks’ll dig?
i mean god d-mn the lid’s so big
but it’s no task to get the lid to lift
bring your wife and bring your kids
this bbq will be be big
i don’t care what answer’s hidden
on the back porch, i’ll be sittin’
and i don’t care just who did it
but it was pretty clearly the clintons

[chorus]
i just wanna grill for god’s sake!
i just don’t wanna burn my steak!
is it any surprise
politicians tell lies?

[i just wanna grill pt. 2]

[verse 1]
charcoal or propane?
it really is such a shame
no one really cares these days
they all call grilling g-y
under the hood, the steaks are searing
the hungry kids, all i’m hearing
i can feel as their mouths water
the summertime, it’s getting hotter
i don’t know how
but they’re not even eating right now
what’s his face? with the propane grill?
who ordered mcdonalds?
that sh-t is wack, and really quite painful
i got bullied cause i like grilling!
cmon man, i’m just chilling!
you can all party to the grave
i just wanna grill for gods sake

[outro]
i wake up grilling every day
the days are k!lling every day
i’m just chilling ever day
jank my wingus every day

- phil carpal lyrics

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