phineas ferb - there's a platypus controlling me lyrics
vanessa: dad?
heinz doofenshmirtz: oh, hi, vanessa!
vanessa: dad, what are you doing?
heinz doofenshmirtz: well i’ll be honest i don’t really understand
but i fell down this hill and i got glue on my hands
now i got records on my fingers
kids: whaaaat?
heinz doofenshmirtz: records on my fingers
i got records on my fingers and i just can’t stop
kids: don’t stop
heinz doofenshmirtz: i can’t stop i got a platypus controlling me
kids: whaaaat?
heinz doofenshmirtz: i got a platypus controlling me
now let me sum it up
it was a strange set of circ-mstances
kids: strange set of circ-mstances?
heinz doofenshmirtz: i fell down the hill, i got glue on my hands now i got records on my fingers
and i just can’t stop
kids: don’t stop don’t stop
heinz doofenshmirtz: well i would if i was able
there’s a platypus controlling me he’s underneath the table
kids: there’s a platypus controlling him—whaaat?
kid: oh i get it, platypus is a metaphor for whatever is keeping you down
kids: corporations are a platypus
the government’s a platypus
your teacher is a platypus
weird kid: my teacher is a panda
kids: society’s a platypus
my parents are a platypus
the media’s a platypus
it’s all just propaganda
we’ve all got platypus controlling us
heinz doofenshmirtz: no just me
kids: we’ve all got platypus controlling us
heinz doofenshmirtz: i’d stop if i was able
kids: we’ve all got platypus controlling us
heinz doofenshmirtz: i’m not speaking metaphorically
the platypus controlling me is underneath the table
oh wait, no, he’s gone!
heyyy! there’s no platypus controlling me…
there’s no platypus controlling me!
(cheers)
Random Lyrics
- godkiller - preparing for the final battle lyrics
- die antwoord - liewe maatjies lyrics
- fragments of unbecoming - reborn lyrics
- sloan - i've gotta know lyrics
- disco ensemble - stun gun lyrics
- divinefire - hero lyrics
- dim mak - great worm of hell lyrics
- divine empire - aggravated battery lyrics
- doug voice - when we were young lyrics
- doomsword - the youth of finn maccool lyrics