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pig vomit - p.m.j. (pre-mature jack-ulation) blues lyrics

premature ej-cul-tion
premature ej-cul-tion blues
premature ej-cul-tion
premature ej-cul-tion blues

lying in bed with my baby
gonna get some tonight mmm
i could see by the look in her eyes
if i ain’t hard, we’re gonna fight
i swore my johnson was long and hard
i like to think of myself like that
but when we touched i couldn’t help myself
i shot my load all over her cat

and it blew my mind when it was over
it was over just as soon as it begun
it blew my mind when it was over
as soon as i was in, i was done

life can be funny, life can be cruel
you shoot to quick you gonna look like a fool
she takes two hours to dress real hot
takes me two seconds to shoot my shot
she’s not talkin’ bout a macho thing
when she asks “are you a man or a mouse?”
she doesn’t care if i live in a hole
she’s talking about my d-ck, not about my house

and it blew my mind when it was over
it was over just like that
it blew my mind when it was over
she showed me to the door, said she’d clean her cat

hey so like you split she’s history?
yep
well how come you dumped her? she was pretty fine man
well, i didn’t really dump her
oh don’t tell me she dumped you!
hey course not, with my d-ck
oh so you mean it was like mutual?
uh, well what do you mean mutual
you know mutual, like mutual -rg-sm, did you two have mutual -rg-sm?
uh, no we had state farm
no, no, i mean, did you get her off?
yeaaum no, but i got off, about three stops too early
oh so you took the express huh?
yeah, i took the express and she was on the local
i guess you could kiss her caboose goodbye!
yeah, i was allergic to that cat anyway
heh haha

- pig vomit lyrics

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