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pig vomit - why can't he get it up! lyrics

why can’t he get it up
why can’t he get it up

while i was on my way to group therapy
i was wondering how many men were just like me
could it be that i was the only jerk?
who sets of veritas just would not work
then one by one they each raised their hand
said they shriveled under pressure last night
and with every story of deflated glory, there was not one b+n+r in sight
did the others that were with me have to rub their little weenies?
wishing that they could get it up so that they could beat their meat
well i just sat there thinking i ain’t never had a knuckling and i ain’t
never had a problem, like a p+n+s that was shrinking

why can’t he get it up
have you got any of that stiffy cream stuff?
why can’t he get it up
stay in power, i don’t have starting power
it’s never hard enough
i had spaghetti that was harder than this
why can’t he get it up

now when i was just a teen it was understood
i was rising every day with some morning wood
the teachers wouldn’t notice when i’d hide my little stiffy
and walking to the blackboard got a little bit iffy
it’s a cool joke now to think of times like that
and then i looked down and see my tires flat
there are nights i start to get them but then can’t keep them
i remember getting b+n+rs when i didn’t even need them
why can’t he get it up
hey, check it out it’s going in like a turtle
why can’t he get it up
hey, what if my stump bursts
it’s just a strong in stump
yea i got you vitamin e
why can’t he get it up
as i’m starting to get a b+n+r
man i’ve been waiting a week for this date
as i’m starting to get a b+n+r
but my p+n+s won’t cooperate
as i’m starting to get a b+n+r
i’m the owner of a shrunken head
as i’m starting to get a b+n+r
the battery babies this song is dead

well therapy was over
it was time to go home
but relieve turned to fear
cause i wouldn’t be alone
i knew my girl was waiting
man i hate it when she begs
but the hardest part is making love
is the steak between my legs

why can’t he get it up
what in the world is rieger
why can’t he get it up
brewers east
hung like a lady bum
ok what’s that 900 number
why can’t he get it up
900 s.e.x., i’m trying it
why can’t he get it up
why can’t he get it up

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