pigeon - bozoshot lyrics
[intro]
you sound like a bozo bozo
you got a beamer and a prius
shut the f-ck up!
when your bozo becomes your hater
f-ck, your legs are small
i’m doin’ this once and never again
[verse]
liz just hit me on the text
last night you were recording while i was getting neck
wait, you just dissed me? wow i’m impressed
wow haha, what’s next ?
you must still be mad cuz when we went to la you got finessed
challengers, monsters, gas and food on the bozo better cut the checks
we all know you making 50k a year
so why you trying to flex?
i heard those lines in your whip than realized i am the one who’s blessed
you should take that money and invest so your kids can have a nest
gotta get a couple things off my chest
i get a bad b-tches number than i loose it
you got a beamer but won’t let your own family use it
teachin’ them how to drive in an eclipse
your money blocked and won’t see the light of day like an eclipse
you don’t want this smoke oh no trust me i got many clips
you was in the bathroom getting high and snorting lines with the homeless
all of the memes you make of me honestly are really compliments
you say you’re getting ready for october
but you’re over 30 your body building career is over time to get sober
time to get sober
…
not even lizethlove01 loves yah, yah done better run son
she already got a hun she just want you for the hunds son
get someone your own size
your bite sized but at least you give off good vibes
that’s why your liked at the body rubs
you’re better off going back to paying for the asian hoes at the clubs
buying them dinner but you don’t get to f-ck
you should’ve learn it from the first time but you thirsty as f-ck
…
heard you got raided by the east palo alto hoes
you bought them bottles of privilege and they bounced oh no
better take that half-eaten spaghetti to go
you should’ve bought those bottles for your bros
guess you don’t understand the rules of the bro code
never buy a hoe a drink if the guarantee is unknown
you claim everyday is leg day but your legs lookin’ like a crows’
oooh, ouch, i know, that’s a low blow
but that’s what you get for taking blow off a finger nail bozo
lizeth’s mans had to text you up cuz he’s fed up he already f-cked
f-ck that beamer you should’ve got a truck
so you could look bigger from the fronts
please tell me why you only mess with bimbos that got runts
all these hoes beat they got kids
and when they brought 3 asians why you paid for that privilege ?
you must’ve felt privileged
because they were young enough to be your kids
say you got me in a scope but you really got yourself in a rope
tryn’ battle me is a tragedy you need a strategy
your gains from all that fitness are featured in microscopic anatomy
you lookin’ like sal but a lot more nasty
your presence on the stage got the crowd yelling, “boo!”
so before you die let’s see who can out-lift who
with your corny snaps of doing cardio at two
i take three weeks off and i’m still out lifting you
by the age of 13 i had more money than you currently do
now let’s talk about somethin’ i don’t really do
go to a restaurant and not have the bozo pay for my food
but you’re a f-ckin’ bozo
now i’ma make a man out of you, woo!
…
bozo, chill, actin’ like you didn’t try two plates and almost got k!lled
leave the lifting to the men who really have the build
you don’t got the genetics you’re pathetic i’m sympathetic
but the snaps of your car stereo are giving me a headache
recording videos of the road but no one cares where your headed
when it comes to roasting the bozo i’m a black belt
why you actin’ like your gut didn’t snap your weight lifting belt
get back on the treadmill you got some spaghetti to melt
why you bragging about an eclipse you bought at 17.5
you couldn’t afford it back than that’s why you’re over 30 and still working a 9 to 5
you need to get a new life, find a new job and apply
you copped a beamer and paid 45
instead of getting a house and a wife
you coulda moved out, but now you gotta start over
because your couple thousands are out
[outro]
you f-ckin’… bozo
and i’m just playin’, liz
you know i love you
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