pinkard bowden - the ballad of dick and jane lyrics
there were three young men who fell in love with jane
tom, d-ck, and harry were their names
“i am her only boyfriend,” each of them would boast
but she p-ssed on tom and harry
’cause she liked d-ck the most
now she’s got d-ck in the palm of her hand
she likes to hold d-ck
she likes to squeeze d-ck
she likes to kiss d-ck all of the time
seems like d-ck is always on her mind
so d-ck and jane got married on that day
but their petty problems soon got in the way
before long they were divorcin’, and d-ck thought he’d
get half
but jane took everything except for m-ff, their little
cat
now he’s got m-ff in the palm of his hand
he likes to grab m-ff
he likes to squeeze m-ff
he likes to tease m-ff all of the time
seems like m-ff is always on his mind
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