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pip proud - gone fishin' lyrics

what’s that? huh?
i got my+ yeah i got it
you alright?
me and sally going fishing
if the f+ckin’ car start
this is fishing in the rain
now this is the tricky bit, i never know where the road is (oh dear, great)
erm… (let’s just make sure we don’t drop down in the swamp or something)
yeah there’s a swamp on one side and a ditch on the other side but i think it’s about here (oh)
i’ll do it fast, spot on (that’s a good guess, wasn’t it?)
i’ll just turn it around so i can get out of here
(?)
god! (oh, what’s the (?))
[?]
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oh a couple of garbage bags we can sit on oh we can actually put it over us and put a hole in there [laughter]
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you know see these bags here you know what they do with those they put a hole in this side and hole in this side put their legs through there and put that over their shoulders
[laughter]
that must look really cute (oh it does!)
maybe i should drive the car up here we can fish out the window ([inaudible])
now what do we do… open the beer! (beer… the beer!)
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yeah what do you like of putting worms on it?
oh good if they don’t wiggle too much
these ones are pretty pretty, calm classic they’re not very big but
pretty classic i don’t know how i’d go getting officials though
i don’t like that so i’ve never done that so always have somebody else to do it
for you we’re like yeah right you volunteer okay
ah oh they wiggle when you stick their hook out sh+t
look what’s going up your ass you’d be wriggling too
oh that hurts
oh god, hang on i’ll get a new worm
do you get many snakes out here?
there’s a snag there i’ll get it for sure
sh+t, i hate this job
listen i’ll tell you what i’ll do that for you if you put worms on my hook
went up the tree
well let me have a go and i might surprise you okay
how come there are yellow room different brands is
it’s probably acne
look look it’s there you go
is there one there yeah look what you like look yeah crikey just pull it in
how the h+ll did you do that oh
look at that oh it’s a little baby now just
let it die i’ll let it die oh okay i’ll unhook it
lucky this is the second fish i’ve put in my
whole life
oh that’s amazing do they um do they they don’t have
terrible things
mercy k!lling hit please
you’re not sure
well what about
what sort of fish is
oh that was quick wasn’t it even with your funny sinker oh look at
that i’ve still got half a worm only just go again
wow that’s amazing now this one for marcus
we need a few more don’t we gotta get one for chubby make it two for him
he’s a bigger guy one for you one for me
so we need at least four don’t we
oh that was perfect actually that’s pretty
shallow
is
of crazy b+st+rds look at the sky nice and grey clouds
everywhere as long as we get a few fish out of this
it’ll be worth it won’t it yeah we ought to get a few though shouldn’t we i mean
that’s not enough for one or three four of us
oh well if there’s one there who’s bound to be friends yeah i think there’s a h+ll of a lot in
here actually
geez everyone’s going back home after new year’s yeah
see on the news they there wasn’t much violence or anything last night you know what in sydney when they had
the um the fireworks you know how much that cost one and a half million two million two
million for 20 minutes of fireworks imagine what you could do with two million dollars that’s a lot of money
for fireworks isn’t it get a few homeless people off the street
give a few people a decent meal or some playing or something which i think that’s terrible
that’s a million people turned up to watch it god imagine being down sydney harbour
with a million people around you
and not only that when i was down there they never had any public toilets no so what do they do
and then say really when you think of it when you get drunk and have a few drinks all you want to do is go to the loo yeah
i guess you just p+ss behind the cows females can’t do that
people could see us from the road they must think that we
how many inches long
about six inches i reckon it’s about eight or ten oh is it all right yeah
i think they might have taken my bait right now i think that other fish must have caught
me line as it was going down if they do that don’t they yeah yeah i think i will move my symbol
oh geez
yeah i don’t like leaving the d+mn full of hooks no
good idea but when the kids getting in here hopefully they won’t be down that deep
well if you’re gonna fail way out they wouldn’t be treading on bottom hopefully
ah jesus christ i’m gonna have to snap the line here i’ll have a swing at it for some
time so i’m good at this you hold mine i’ll let the top
because i do it all the time yourself used to be
bad in the river murray full of dead trees you know oh yeah can you put another one
oh yes please worries
i can feel little nibbles on yours too can it
i’m pretty sure it feels like going into sh+tty
ah this is the joy of fishing isn’t it it’s like camping you know like
yeah sitting in the rain yeah and going all grotty and
yeah wet clothes and yeah freezing cold no lou no shower
[applause] and i suppose camping’s not the same if
you have all those modern cons is it yeah
i don’t know i feel like i’ve been camping for years anyway yeah right starting again right
come on you stupid fish
how do we need three more do we
wasn’t that sydney hobart thing a bit of a oh yeah and six ended up dying
yeah i felt so sorry for them because they all looked real happy didn’t they when they started off yeah look they’re
just gonna have a good elevated guy
i suppose anywhere to die is a h+ll of a way i prepared the game dog better die in doing
something that you enjoy
well wouldn’t it be yeah i was just trying to think what i’d be doing
your beer your wine yeah right
you and me have lives
food now that’s one of these cigarettes and food
listening to music as well i think i’d like to go out this music oh yeah
oh crikey it’s not getting any warmer is it no i haven’t got any more fish yet
there’s good d+mn that’s not the way it hasn’t got any reeds on it’s a good dean he hasn’t got any
elderly stuff no he comes off the spring i think out of that
rock over there
no it’s not a bad dude
you need a little houseboat on it yeah happy all right
little walkway and a house bow down there would be a cool way to liver
oh yeah yeah well especially if you’re by yourself
all right wouldn’t be all right
oh my gosh
i got one man have it got to work again
that was a proper bite
ah did he yes you have i think yep yeah oh go for it
oh oh it’s bigger than mine [laughter]
anywhere what are you doing
oh
actually that’s all right isn’t it yeah that must be about what 12 or 14
creepers oh that’s too big for you robert can have that one yeah i reckon he can gut it too
is he gonna have a gut fish does he know how to cut this i have no idea
yeah i think i might get that sure can you i don’t know you don’t want to get the
hook out here no i don’t think i could oh it’s sad isn’t it
we haven’t got a phone onto anybody
grab him behind thank you guys behind brown [laughter]
i can keep feeling these little nibbles yeah on the line there they
they don’t really want to be caught
oh no oh my god oh
oh watch my line oh
this one another big one
is that is that as big as the last about the same size i think wow
oh god i gotta go through this whole business again with a hook you sure you can’t do this

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