pixel playhouse - disney villains confront disney ceo "consequences" lyrics
once upon a time…
you stepped into a world of magic, hope, and fairy dust
and high on the golden throne of disney
sat one bob iger, a handsome yet humble businessman
destined to helm a new golden age
ursula (speaking)
wake up!
opening narration (speaking)
wah!
ursula (speaking)
you’ve been writing that sugar+coated fairy tale for too long, and we have some concerns…
marvel, star wars, pixar, even your own 100th anniversary film…
how many half+assed forgettable flops can disnеy take before your audiеnce turns on you?
spoiler alert: they already have
and i… well, we… couldn’t stand by any longer while you destroy everything we built!
ursula (singing)
oh bob, don’t you remember
that wishes don’t come free?
and i don’t mean your pocketbook
which now belongs to me
to save its soul, you’ll pay the toll…
and learn to let the dark roam free! (laugh)
the villains had a mission
and the heroes had a dream
and when you had a wish
we would turn it to a scream!
gaston (singing)
mother gothel (singing)
, they cheer
and call it just our evil fate
(chorus)
all villains
but there are consequences
when you fill all their senses
gaston
mother gothel
a meager plot
that feels like someone’s afterthought!
all villains
consequences
when you count the offenses
when all along the only thing you needed
was a rhyme
the most unfortunate consequence is time!
dr. facilier (speaking)
time exposes all!
mother gothel (speaking)
you’ve forgotten your audience, mr. iger!
children may be the target
but children grow up, and get their own bank accounts
disney survived for a hundred years
because family+friendly meant telling stories that children and their parents could enjoy
and in particular, that children could enjoy more once they grew up
but the stories you’re telling these days…
dr. facilier (speaking)
do you think your audience is stupid, bob iger?
scar (speaking)
oh, hush
we are merely here to remind you what you’re missing…
scar (singing)
what happened to the villains far more clever than they’d seem?
who’d twist you ’round their finger while they topple your regime?
cruella de vil
or simba’s dad?
scar
cruella de vil
i’d have skinned a hundred puppies if i wasn’t rated g!
scar
see, a villain’s holy mission
is to make your children wail
you teach them evil’s awful
and you teach them to prevail
all villains
so when they face the evil in your world
they will not fail
scar
hope’s not a given, it’s a fight
it’s hard to keep the light
and sequel after sequel’s not the cycle that will
(chorus)
all villains (scar)
there are (make us right!)
consequences
when you fill all their senses
with boring songs
a meager plot
that feels like someone’s afterthought
consequences
when you count the offenses
when all along the only thing you needed
was a rhyme
the most unfortunate consequence
is time
that’s the thing about time…
time makes children grow up
time makes them move on
time makes a folktale of the storyteller itself
yours is a tale of overstimulation and oversaturation
you’ve been so focused on milking your franchises for all they’re worth
you’ve forgotten what true originality is
they need magic. true magic, that cannot be made from a formula
it has to come from something real
something so real it terrifies them
that’s how you make them remember you
that’s how you make them come back again and again, because they love you too…
now would you look at that?
judge frollo (singing)
judge frollo (speaking)
it isn’t just your legacy on the line, bob iger
it’s all of ours
one hundred years of it
save us
judge frollo (singing)
all villains
yes!
(chorus)
there are consequences
when you fill all their senses
with boring songs
a meager plot
that feels like someone’s afterthought
consequences
when you count the offenses
when all along the only thing you needed
was a rhyme
the most unfortunate consequence
the most unfortunate consequence
the most unfortunate consequence
is time!
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