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pizza boy. - this is me, technically speaking. lyrics

[verse 1]
vanguard-ed
god ran dan harmon through a rap filter, and got me
most anxious alive, i am top three
plug your controller into slot b, you’re a visitor
your fetish is when they n-gga her; we are not post-race with blacked.com
i bombed on the stage where they showcase trap and pop for hot moms
heard i had a lane long ago; it got paved over
flyness comparable to a layover
if i blew up, i couldn’t be fixed with your makeover
i’m conspicuously pure like a water bottle, spit like triple h, game over
damaged the quad core, too much p-rn
not poor, but money only buys happiness, b-tch, i need salvation
i’m pizza boy., but i won’t eat it if sal made it
i’d ignore the indicator that alerts “you are now faded.”
i stopped lying to myself about moderation
got too turnt off candy, sent the moderator’s family a jizz bottle
that’ll teach the f-cker for banning me
k!lled the power drunk, then i took an hour luncheon
locked an -ssh0l- in a terror tower dungeon
on the real, morgred was a molester
morbid jokes, i troll, and blokes get pestered…

[verse 2]
i don’t listen to mf doom, mfs die and get exhumed to get compared
sh-t’s unfair; would 2pac care if young thug wears a dress? ‘cause don’t n0body else care except you
newsflash: now it’s two dads in the parent group; you mad?
well, me too
‘cause girls still think i’m some kinda creep who beats his d-ck to their images
women, it’s perception, stop distorting reality
i don’t want your panties; i’d rather have your d-ld- batteries
my game boy is dying, my shame is multiplying like bebe’s offspring
i was in cl-ss like “could you do that again? you lost me.”
i was distracted by more interesting things…

[verse 3]
thinking you have head lice will humble you
your f-cking hard drive failing will humble you
i don’t need that, my ego is at a record low
my comfort’s missin’; rap doesn’t fit me
i’d likely be better off working for dunder mifflin

… at least there i’d make paper

- pizza boy lyrics

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