pizza day - pizza minority lyrics
[intro]
h+llo, pizza
hi, uh, i’d like to get a vegan, gluten+free pizza
what’s that?
uh, do you have a vegan, gluten+free pizza?
no
oh, n+no?
no, we don’t have that
[chorus]
i am the pizza minority
i don’t need sausage or cheese
down with the cheese majority
’cause i am vegan and gluten+free
[verse 1]
i pledge allegiance to the marinara
one nation under sauce there of which i stand alone
a sausage pie uneaten, gluten+filled dough
without a doubt, i’m singled out, the only diet i know
[chorus]
i am the pizza minority
i don’t need sausage or cheese
down with the cheesy majority
’cause i am vegan and gluten+free
[bridge]
stepped out of the line
no vegan options on the menu
cooked my own pie
gluten+free, and no cheese, the only way i know
[verse 2]
one pie, no gluten, heating in the dark
blinded by the smell of artichoke hearts
for crying out loud, she screamed unto me
why can’t you bake a pie with sausage and cheese?
[chorus]
i am the pizza minority
i don’t need sausage or cheese
down with the cheesy majority
’cause i am vegan and gluten+free
[verse 3]
one pie, no gluten, heating in the dark
blinded by the smell of artichoke hearts
for crying out loud, she screamed unto me
why can’t you bake a pie with sausage and cheese?
[chorus]
i am the pizza minority
i don’t need sausage or cheese
down with the cheesy majority
’cause i am vegan and gluten+free
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