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planet lank - micro-penis lyrics

[intro: angus]
uhh, boys, there’s something i have to tell you
this isn’t easy but, here it goes…

[verse 1: angus, tim and daniel]
i’ve got a micro+p+n+s
i’ve got a tiny c+ck
and whenever anyone sees it
they laugh and gasp in shock
i was born with the same condition (condition)
it’s quite a rare affliction
boys you don’t have to be ashamed (no+oh)
our p+n+ses are all the same

[chorus: all]
got a micro+p+n+s
yeah its not great
got a micro+p+n+s
can’t even m+st+rbate
got a micro+p+n+s
you probably can’t relate
got a micro+p+n+s
i’ll never get laid

[verse 2: angus, daniel and tim]
i have such a tiny wiener
can’t look at myself in the mirror (i hate myself)
at the urinals they pulled out their giant schl+ngs (so big)
i kept mine in my pants cos it’s just an inch long
i wear kids underwear but its still too big, these kid d+cks must be massive
but no, the sad truth is that mine is smaller than an infant’s
got nudes from a girl so i replied with a d+ck pic (she saved it)
she laughed and told her friends about my pin d+ck (ohhh!)

[chorus]
got a micro+p+n+s
and yeah it’s not great (it’s not great yeah)
got a micro+p+n+s
i can’t even m+st+rbate
got a micro+p+n+s
you probably can’t relate (you probably can’t relate)
got a micro+p+n+s
i’ll never get laid

[bridge: all]
you don’t know what it’s like to live this life
yes i do, there’s plenty like you
i feel like a fool when i’m stroking my tool
it’s miniscule, and i get ridiculed

[chorus]
got a micro+p+n+s (got a micro+p+n+s!)
and yeah it’s not great (gre+ea+at)
got a micro+p+n+s, (i can’t yeah, can’t even m+st+rbate)
i can’t even m+st+rbate (mas+tur+bate)
got a micro+p+n+s
you probably can’t relate
got a micro+p+n+s
i’ll never get laid

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