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playa menace - bolognese lyrics

yo, i didn’t wanna do this
but it seems like people can’t cook
so today i am gonna teach how to make sauce
bolognese sauce

mate production!

put a large saucepan on a medium heat (heat it up)
add the bacon fry for 10 minutes (only 10 minutes though?)
that’s what i said so, said so

reduce the heat and add the onion, carrot, garlic, celery, and rosemary
increase the heat and add the beef

add the tinned tomatoes, chopped basil, oregano, bay leaves, stock cube, chili, wine, and tomatoes

yo, did you get that one? (stir it up)
that’s how you make the bolognese
that’s the recipe
you gotta eat every day
thats what i like
my b-tch does it good, yeah

let’s start where we ended, at the tinned tomatoes (what?)
stir it with a wooden spoon (did you say wooden spoon?)
breaking up the plummed tomatoes
bring to the boil
reduce to gentle simmer and cover with a lid

hey jamie oliver, are you listening?
you made the bolognese
but it didn’t taste good
your wife didn’t like it
i made her my bolognese
it wasn’t the only thing she liked that night (skrrrttt)

back to the r e c i p e, that recipe (good spelling though)
cook for 1 hour
stirring sometimes
until you have a rich thick sauce (mom is thick)
add the parmesan and stir it, stir it, stir it motherf-cking up
when the bolognese is nearly finished
cook the spaghetti in salted water
stir it into the bolognese sauce and serve it with parme, parme, parmesan (yeah)
extra basil and don’t forget, the crusty bread, the crusty bread

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