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podmusical - the ur-tooth's lament lyrics

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[ur-tooth]
way back at the dawn of time
i had trust, i had hope in humankind
on further inspection, my affection was misplaced
now i’m the dim divinity who put their faith in some apes

humans really cr-pped the bed
should have put my trust in the mollusk instead
or the seals, or the veals, or the pangolins
well, enough is enough and i’m packing it in

this tooth’s sore, say no more
gotta know a lost cause and when to head for the door
with my plans impacted, it’s time to be extracted
adios, it’s time to ghost, you’re on your own

could’ve pick a fox, or a hawk or an ox
a bear or a hare, or a bucket of lox
but insisted that i pick one with the gift of speech
now all they do is whine and blame their troubles on me

had to have a race with opposable thumbs
must have been out drinking to have been so dumb
they can twiddle, they can fiddle, they can diddle themselves
but you’re sh-t-tle out of luck-le if you need something else!

ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay
ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay
ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay
ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay

i dance!

would’ve been fine if i’d chose the dalmation
could’ve had my pick of any number of crustacean
my patience has been waning for this miscreant creation
this tooth is loose, enjoy your puppety d-mnation!

humans really cr-pped the bed
should have put my faith in a crane instead
or goats, or stoats, or an anaconda
well enough is enough, can’t take it any longer

this tooth’s sore, say no more
gotta know when to fold and when to head for the door
maybe in millenia, be back to try again-ia
till then-ia you’re all on your own

- podmusical lyrics

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