polythene pam - middle age transsexual theme song lyrics
everybody’s got a theme song
so why don’t we?
so i sat down to write a theme song
for girls like me
it’s about our double lives
and the things that make us sigh
so let the anthem ring
‘cause we were born to sing
middle age transs+xual theme song
you know i got a lot of quirks
but i got a cooch that kinda works
as long as i’ve got an hour
and my batteries have got enough power
i could sing about menopause
i got the symptoms but a diff’rent cause
and even though it’s not my jam
i still need to have a mammogram
i missed out on young and pretty
but at least i can afford somе titties
i guess that’s just my thing
‘cause wе were born to sing
middle age transs+xual theme song
never had kids never will
‘cause i got no ovaries
moot question at this point
since i’m forty+three
last night i woke up screamin’
i almost had a heart attack
cause in the middle of sleepin’
i had a dream that it grew back
i hope it doesn’t sound too crass, but
when i get a finger in my ass
it’s only to examine my prostate
i hope that you can relate
middle age transs+xual theme song
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