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poon patrol - pepsi is better than coke, fuck you lyrics

[intro]

[mc p4k]
hey, uh, hey, man, what’s your favorite soft drink?

[john pemberton]
uh, i like c0ke, personally

[mc p4k]
uh, pepsi is better. uh, let me, let me tell you why

[verse 1]
you know what is not good?
c0ke is not good
you should be drinking pepsi like you know you should
you know what won’t make you fat?
pepsi won’t make you fat
you know what will make you fat?
c0ke will make you fat

[hook]
hey, i heard you like c0ke
f-ck you
you don’t know jack sh-t about soft drinks like i do
hey, guys, i really like c0ke
that is a quote by adolf hitler
hitler was not a great guy

[verse 2]
if you looked at the particles of c0ke in a microscope
you’d see satan smoking a bloke
and make you choke, n-gga
c0ke will break into your house and k!ll your kids
that’s why you shouldn’t feed c0ke to kids (yeah)
carbohydrates are bad and pepsi doesn’t have carbohydrates
i can’t think of anything to rhyme with carbohydrates
it’s too bad jesus never got to see a burger king
but at least he got to eat a chicken wing

[hook x2]

[mc p4k]
uh, so now what do you think, now, uh?

[john pemberton]
uh, i don’t know, i still kind of like c0ke

[mc p4k]
you, you like c0ke?

[john pemberton]
yeah, i do
b-tch

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