poon patrol - the apollo 13 of getting blasted lyrics
[verse 1]
started smoking this blunt when i came out of the womb
and i’ll stop smoking this blunt when i lay down in my tomb
not saying i smoke marijuana that often
just bury me inside a bob marley coffin
hold up, real quick let me hit this blunt
oh f-ck, i’m coughing i’m really really coughing
[chorus]
the government don’t know i exist
i smoke my birth certificates
mom, dad, we had a good time while it lasted
but it’s time for me to get blasted
the f-ck out of my mind, mind
the f-ck out of my mind
[verse 2]
hey mom, shut the f-ck up real quick
while i take a hit out of this sick bong rip
do you remember all the times when i used to pee the bed?
now i can’t get the gosh darn weed out my head
it takes about 30 minutes to get between your hips
but only about 2 seconds to light this blunt between my lips
[chorus] x2
hey man, check out this dope shit
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