poptoonstv – 7 rings (parody) lyrics
[verse 1]
got a new roommate wednesday addams she’s goth
sleeps like she’s in a coffin with her arms crossed
she’s really rude and she’s not that friendly
her bedroom looks like friday the 13th
[pre+chorus 1]
she’s got this pet hand, named thing, i just can’t
it tries to speak, i don’t know sign language
i asked if she wanted to hang out after school
she said she’d rather swim in a piranha pool (cool)
she thinks she’s so cool
i’d change rooms but this view rules
she could use some blush, those pigtails are not cute (oh, baby)
you likе my hair? oh yes, girl, it’s so beaut!
i don’t need your validation or approval you pop doof
[verse 3]
at night she plays thе violin she’s unruly
honestly should leave music to yours truly
but her crystal ball can facetime frankie
she likes the smell of old flesh and dead things
she stays in trouble with princ+p+l carey
if she gets expelled i fear she’ll reign h+ll mary
i asked if we should watch a scary movie
she said yeah put on that movie called barbie
[chorus]
she has these visions, she’ll blackout, not kidding
when she touches something like my designer diamond earrings (my earrings)
like, what the h+ll did she warp to victorious?
if she did her and jade would be friends, how glorious
“ms. woe is me”, she’s so petty
but thing gives mani peddis
gave him rings as payment
and told him iron my stilettis
you like my hair?, no i don’t
thing did it
he polished my microphone
im changing rooms
good riddance
[outro]
her diary look like death note
if i go missing call the popo
these dudes l+sting after her
bet she hypnotized ’em no joke
now that i think back
jennette mccurdy wasn’t that bad yeah
wednesday’s uncle fester, wore my perfume
i’m gettin mad now yeah
[chorus 2]
she has these visions, she’ll blackout, not kidding
when she touches something like my designer diamond earrings (my earrings)
you like my hair? oh yes, girl, it’s so beaut!
i don’t need your validation or approval you pop doof
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