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poptoonstv - anti-hero (parody) lyrics

[verse 1]
i have this thing where i get hungry for a chicken sandwich
and so i head to chick+fil+a
when i pull up to the drive thru, the employee then screams out
“it’s taylor swift, oh my god, no way”
(what can i get for you, miss swift)

[pre+chorus]
i should not get the number 9 this time
it comes with fries, oh my
and besides i’m on a diet (you said that one last time)
okay, why don’t you just give me a classic chicken, yeah, crispy
extra pickles on that, yes please. (would you like fries?)

[chorus]
no thanks, it’s fine
it’s cold as f+ck, i’m freezing (please deal with it, maam)
a tea, iced…
thank you, can i go please? (my pleasure. would that be in cash or card?)
i’ll use my credit card whichever gets me out this weather
it must be exhausting always having to repeat “my pleasure”

[verse 2]
i have this dream my cat meredith k!lls me for my order
she thinks my sandwich will be hers
she screams [?] because what she doesn’t know is that
i whispered “spicy” to the worker (isn’t that miss swift?)
[pre+chorus]
it’s me, hi
i’m a popstar, don’t freak
no way, hi, free polynesians on me
it’s fine… my stomach doesn’t agree
that sauce is way too sweet (so how’s your day going? any plans tonight?)

[chorus]
is it time (right!)?
is my order ready? (just got a sandwich and drink)
it will be in five (five)…
making it fresh for the queen (just wait a bit longer now please)
i’ll stare directly at my phone instead of the working class
it must be exhausting, working drive+thru when the pay is straight ass

- poptoonstv lyrics

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