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poptoonstv - i don't wanna live forever (parody) lyrics

[verse 1: zayn, _interviewer_]
me and my girlfriend, gigi, have been off and on since last fall
_zayn, how’re you holding up after the break up?_
like your mother’s tits
even sent her emojis, but i got no text back at all
miss my baby, gotta do some singing for…
oh, christ. this can’t be right! it’s fifty shades!
give me some bleach, this song’s so boring
why is this happening to me?

[chorus 1: zayn, _receptionist,_ +customer+ ]
i don’t wanna sing for this cr+p
i just wanna go home to my pillow
_if you don’t wanna hear forever, then just keep listening to this guy blow, cause he sounds horrible!_
+he sounds like mickey mouse doing coke, and a bad yodel+
forget to mention that i’m singing with a she+devil

[bridge: taylor, _zayn_, +_together_+]
i’ve been looking sad, so i can appear innocent
_you heard kim k, she’s a big snake_
i broke up last year with loki, also calvin
_she probably tried eating them alive with her 2 fangs_
last year, i was exposed so bad it made me cringe
_gigi m+ffin, i need some cuddling_
now it’s a new year and i’m coming back for revenge!
+_what are you two doing here?_+
[chorus 2: gigi, _calvin,_ +loki+]
if you don’t wanna live forever, then maybe you should just k!ll yourself
_it’ll make everyone hiss feel better. i even brought loki here to help_
+time to send you back home+

[chorus 3: zayn, _harry,_ +kanye,+ +_kim_+]
gigi, will you not be happy after you see me go?
one direction, why are you here?
_because you left us, bro!_
+gimme that, i’ll decapitate this d+mn lying hoe!
+_um, hey, i’m kim kardashian west. download my game below!_+

[outro: taylor, _zayn_]
i can’t believe it was just a dream
_back to bed, pilllow!_
still gonna k!ll ’em all though!

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