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poptoonstv - me! parody lyrics

[spoken]
hey, guys, the old happy taylor is back
and meany snake taylor is gone
let’s all celebrate with a brand new taylor song
oh, yeah, and it’s featuring some guy
brendon urine or something… ew!
[verse 1]
hey, guys, i’m back again
with me, hey, my name is brendon
she even brought us here with them
did my cats just talk? wow, that’s awesome
i’m not sure where i should start
everything just fell apart
let’s start from the beginning!
2012, released my album ‘red’
after that 1989
those were my biggest hits, yeah, baby, that’s where i shined shone
then the world turned me dark and cold
everyone was against me
i became the villain that they all wanted me to be
[pre+chorus]
‘reputation’ was my big devastation
i learned bad guys never win
so, i…
[chorus]
popped back up on the scene with this new bright and cheery song
to win everyone back and then right all of my wrongs
i k!lled off taylor snake
that hateful b+tch is gone
no more kanye, kim k. i’m back where i belong
this song’s about my bf, his name’s joe alwyn
no more bitter singles about all of my past boyfriends
h+ll, yeah. i’m back now, baby. i’ve gone from 1 to a 10
with this song, i’ll make everyone love me again
[verse 2]
hey, guys, i’m brendon. from that band, starts with panic!
ruled the early 2000’s with our 1 song called ‘i write sins’
now i’m here with taylor swift, desperate for another hit
she’s honestly kind of a b+tch (say what?), i didn’t say nothing
taylor, we’re really high up and i have acrophobia
what if this song doesn’t buzz, my whole career will be up
maybe i should just go jump, end it all and i’ll be done
this will cheer you up, a friend of mer and olivia
[pre+chorus]
oh, my god, brendon. thank you
now let’s go dance to this tune where we will…
[chorus]
dress like we’re in the 50’s, and dance really cringy
this valentine’s day theme is really groovy, baby!
i had bad blood with katy, yeah, my arch nemesis
but we made up, i made her cookies with chocolate chips
no haters on my page still, sorry to all my fans
still won’t allow you to comment on my instagram
h+ll, yeah, i’m back now, baby, i’ve gone from 1 to a 10
with this song, i’ll make everyone love me again
[hook] (spoken)
you ready for this, brendon?
ready, freddy, taytay
you know you’re not as big of a snake as everybody says you are
and you’re not half bad at helping write songs
hey, i write sins, not tragedies, sweetheart
okay, everybody. are you ready? (yeah!)
drummers + bang those drums
trumpets + toot that h+rn
dancers + shake it like you gotta shake it all off
everybody + 5,4,3,2,1!
[chorus (with beyonce)]
what the h+ll, queen bee, beyonce, what are you doing on our set?
i’m here to expose you for all of your stolen sh+t
you got this idea from my coach+lla perfomance
this whole sh+t is blander than a white bread mayonnaise sandwich
don’t know what are you talking about, queen bee. didn’t rip off your perfomance
are you telling me that you invented marching bands?
actually, h+ll yeah, i did, b+tch and everything light touches
i’m the queen bee, beyonce. ruler of all the land
(2nd song)
taylor burned all her enemies! yeah, she fried them down nice and cripsy!
h+ll, yeah, baby. don’t mess with me
dracarys, i’m the snake dragon queen!
now that i’ve rid all my enemies, everyone in the world will now love me
taylor even took out the queen bee
that makes her the new queen supreme
kim, kanye and katy p, they all tried to end me
calvin harris and nicki too, i’m so glad they’re all through!
taylor, now that you’re queen, can i please get you anything?
yes, how bout some starbucks? mocha frappe with cream 2 pumps
bye, bye, loki and harry styles! my new boyfriend’s better by miles!
to h+ll my all of my foes will go, even stupid demi lovato!
now you’ve got your first son (his name is benjamin b+tton)
he’s cute as a b+tton (mer and olivia will love him!)
time to dance under the moon (it’s raining paint, pink, green and blue)
an umbrella for you (now let’s do our final groove!)
everybody loves me again, i’m the queen cersei, yeah, i rule the land!
we’re dancing under these light lamps, a total knock+off of la la land
now thiiiiiiis iiiiiiiis the eeeeeeeeeend!

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