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poptoonstv - swish swish (parody) lyrics

[intro]
wendy: h-llo, how you’re doing?
ellen: well, i’m doing just fi-
wendy: we’re moments away from what everyone is predicting to be the most unwatchable eye-gouging event of the season, ellen
ellen: what. are you gonna take your wig off?
crowd: oooh!
wendy: no, but i’m about to sn-tch yours. get the beak out of my face, froot loops. you look like 2 can sam
crowd: oooh!
katy perry: (background) they ask you how are you, you just have to say, that you’re fine when you’re not really fine, but you can’t just get into it, because they would never understand
ellen: and you are shaped like the letter p
crowd: ooohhh!
ellen: onto the game, do you think that the kitty cats even have a choice, wendy?
wendy: well, i don’t know, ellen. they haven’t had a very good season
kim kar-trash-ian’s big badunkadunk b-tt has been slowing her down on the court all year
calvin harris shouldn’t quit his dj as a dj i know that much
and if coach kanye loses another game to taylor, he just might explode!
but what about the swifter dusters, ellen? they don’t exactly slay me, honey
ellen: well, selena gomez’s love for a spicy burrito on the court is something fierce, let me tell ya
kid in the background: oh, my god. i don’t know chipotle
ellen: ed sheeran looks like a human coloring book, makes for a good distraction at least
and coach lorde is just a plain old weirdo
and then, there’s taylor swift. her beef with kitty cat captain katy perry has kind of fueled this pop civil war one might call it
and the winner of today’s game is to be the crowned the queen of pop

[taylor swift]
so, katy. this is your response to my song bad blood
some stupid internet memes

[danielle bregoli]
cash me ousside, how bout dah

[taylor swift]
and the kid from stranger things?
you’re so cheesy

[katy perry]
you are mad petty

[kim kardashian]
yeah, you’re a big snake

[taylor swift]
hiss

[kanye west]
you play the victim

[katy perry]
you’re just a big regina g
yeah, you’re the real mean queen
your hair’s ugly

[taylor swift]
you’re the one to talk

[katy perry]
meow!
so stay mad, tay-lame. i’mma win this game
you may be taylor swift, but you’re stupid
just wait, ’til we fight
i’m gonna sn-tch that wig
i’ll kick your skinny, plain fat -ss in

[kim kardashian]
miley, get your head in the game

[katy perry]
popjustice

[kanye west]
don’t let her near the basket

[taylor swift]
selena!

[selena gomez]
can’t touch this
i’m gonna score, cause you know it’s.. (fart)
selena gomez!!

[katy perry]
your pancake booty has no s-x appeal
you’re bout as cute as… a moldy banana peel
and i’m a hot 5-star meal
bon appet-t!

[voice]
here comes nicki’s b-tt
her and kim k have big b-tts
those darn sl-ts
what the b-tt?

[nicki minaj]
hahaha
remy dissed me, but she’s irrelevant
nicki royalty, she’s a peasant
my nails are super sharp i should play catwoman
and whip that dumb monkey in popjustice
looking like fiona, yes, the princess
my suit’s a cup holder and an arm rest
i’m team katy, she is the best
taylor shady, she’s full of sh-t

fry that stinky snake, katy
it’s nicki minahahahaj

[katy perry]
k!ll-the-swift!

[voice]
katy, this song sucks
you just hate taylor swift’s guts
you stole her dancers
and so then, she made bad blood
this vid’s a bit much
half of this could’ve been cut
but we’re stuck saying…
what the…?

[kim kardashian]
you’re mine, snake!

[caitlyn/bruce jenner spells ugly]

[taylor swift]
ugh. look what you made me do!

[selena gomez]
adios mios!
are you okay, taylor?
here, have a bite of my spicy burrito

[taylor swift]
selena, get that disgusting cr-p out of my face

(triggered sound effect)

this isn’t over, you may have won this time, but you’re all on my list, and then, underlined
mark my words, this day will be and i will get revenge on all of you!!!!!!!

(seagull)

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