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poptoonstv - the monster (parody) lyrics

[chorus: rihanna]
i look like a monster, my face is scary
i have a huge forehead and yellow stained t++th
before chris brown beat me, i was a cutie
but now i’m just ugly
but you think i’m pretty

[verse 1: eminem]
wanted to be mysterious, now i’m like delirious
oh, well, guess i’m just bi+curious
used to get complimented on my lyrics
now i get rid the cure cause of my queerness
for wanting to be g+y and rap too
and wanted both ways, fame made me this way
in the closet with dr. dre
drake’s fruity too but i’m the manwh0re
causе all i wanted to run for was g+ylord
i’ll bring back all the days that i wasn’t bad to look at
now it’s like i’m on crack and my rhymеs are wack
will the real trans lady please stand up
hey, this gross dude, are those d+cups
ironic cause i think i’m turning into freddy
i even have acne, one zit, two zit
getting older and uglier than mimi
but i’m actually grosser than you think
cause i look like a…
[chorus: rihanna]
i look like a monster, my face is scary
i’m living the thug life, i smoke a lot of weed
you’re trying to fix me, stop holding your breath
i guess i’m just ugly but my fans think i’m pretty

[post+chorus: rihanna]
well, that’s a lie (ooh+ooh+ooh+ooh)
(ooh+ooh+ooh+ooh, ooh+ooh+ooh+ooh)
and i love the way you lie (ooh+ooh+ooh+ooh)
(ooh+ooh+ooh+ooh, ooh+ooh+ooh+ooh, ooh+ooh+ooh+ooh)

[verse 2: eminem, (rihanna)]
i’m not good at rapping but i’m good at fapping
i like wayne’s booty to smack it
cause crack is wacking
black girls are fat and just rhyming
sometimes i wonder where these bald spots come from
yeah, do you really want a stupid tuning?
releasing about s+x and domestic violence..
(i know i do)
i think i wandered off in the tr+nny hall
and stumbled upon nicki minaj and rupaul
cause i need a plastic surgeon, a face like chucky bags under my eyelids
on halloween, i scare all the little kids
they call me m&m cause i’m sweet like candy and i got this d+ck
and i got a one girl out of 100 million
who was cute and funny, didn’t want me for my money
great but they’re all fat
jaden smith in my backpack, i’m a pedophile, i look like a…
[chorus: rihanna]
i look like a monster, my face is scary
look like morgan freeman and the grudge’s baby
wish i was beyoncé with the happy family
but now i’m just crazy, wish i had jay+z’s baby

[post+chorus: rihanna]
i’m a monster (ooh+ooh+ooh+ooh)
(ooh+ooh+ooh+ooh, ooh+ooh+ooh+ooh)
i’m a monster (ooh+ooh+ooh+ooh)
(ooh+ooh+ooh+ooh, ooh+ooh+ooh+ooh)
i’m a monster (ooh+ooh+ooh+ooh)
(ooh+ooh+ooh+ooh, ooh+ooh+ooh+ooh, ooh+ooh+ooh+ooh)

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