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[chorus]
truck ‘n beers ‘n dogs ‘n women
them’s the only things that i do know
them’s the things that i’ve been thinkin’
them’s the only place i wanna go

[verse 1]
fourth of july
august eighteenth
seventeen thirty+two
a young george washington is
taking his first bite of tomatillo sauce
he crawled out of his window, went over to a garden hose
you know what came out?
america

[chorus]
truck ‘n beers ‘n dogs ‘n women
them’s the only things that i do know
them’s the things that i’ve been thinkin’
them’s the only place i wanna go

[verse 2]
ne’er been one t’be married
pa+paw said i ought’ta die alone
‘n keep the human race all happy ‘n good
i ain’t got good knees
fac’o’th’mattеr, my knees ‘r born back’ards
used t’go down t’the milk+stand
drink as many pints as i could
carry my feeble hands
crawl back homе
on m’elbows
jus’ tryin’ —unsuccessfully, i might add
to repair the travesty god has given me
in his wisdom
[chorus]
truck ‘n beers ‘n dogs ‘n women
them’s the only things that i do know
them’s the things that i’ve been thinkin’
them’s the only place i wanna go, oh!

[verse 3]
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[chorus]
truck ‘n beers ‘n dogs ‘n women
them’s the only things that i do know
them’s the things that i’ve been thinkin’
them’s the only place i wanna go, oh!
[verse 4]
you know what they say: milk is colder than blood
i live by that creed+o, dorito
once met a woman in albuquerque
she was th’ first man t’look me in th’eyes
i was never the same after that
milk is colder than blood
brought to you by nature’s touch— i’m bringin’ back th’ad read
makin’ yer job harder up there in th’booth
despite us being in the middle of a field
her those crickets chirpin’?

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[chorus]
truck ‘n beers ‘n dogs ‘n women
them’s the only things that i do know
them’s the things that i’ve been thinkin’
them’s the only place i wanna go. oh!

truck ‘n beers ‘n dogs ‘n women
them’s the only things that i do know
them’s the things that i’ve been thinkin’
them’s the only place i wanna go

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