potato pies - help us lyrics
help us, help us
we’re so fat
help us now
before we die of a heart attack
they say it’s not how much
but what you eat
chips and chocolate aren’t good
maybe i should eat more meat
maybe i’ll die early
in a painful death
but at least i would have eaten
to my last breath
i don’t smoke or drink
and no- one’s perfect
so why can’t i just live
and make my life worth it?
god chooses who lives and dies
he chooses who’s good and bad
so i think he chose me to be fat
just like he chose me to be a lad
i don’t care what people think
they can laugh
if they want
i don’t adore my body in the bath
you care too much about your weight
just eat what you want
and hang around with your mate
at the end of the day
i eat what i’m told
it’s there to be ate
otherwise it gets cold
what is death, but an aspect of life?
it’s snack time
so give me my chips
and a fork and a knife
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