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potluck - joe brown: the life coach (insert) lyrics

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(1 ton):
d-mn, you know things just ain’t workin out in my life
the way i thought they would i need some help
you know when kobe and jordan have problems they go to their coach phil jackson
when oprah has a problem in her life, she goes to dr. phil
i think i’m gonna make joe brown my life coach

so when i have a problem, like i’m just mindin my own business
and some random guy wants to start yellin at me and talkin all crazy
i just sit back and think, what would joe brown do?

(joe brown):
punch that motherf-cker in the face, surprise is your best friend
whoa!

(1 ton):
the next time when i’m out kickin it and i see one of my old homeboy’s
and he forgets my name, what would joe brown do?

(joe brown):
sh-t, you know motherf-ckers only rememba you
for how much p-ssy you get em, how much money ya make em

(1 ton):
the next time when i’m at a restaurant the waitress is giving me horrible service
and a whole bunch of att-tude, what would joe brown do?

(joe brown):
yeah, so i just tip her more, f-ck it why would i worry about some $2 dollar employee trying to ruin my day, just give me my food b-tch, i see your life is horrible already

(1 ton):
the next time at the end of the night when im really drunk at the club
i look over and see that girl that might not be so attractive
what would joe brown do?

(joe brown):
don’t do it! that fat b-tch is gonna ruin your life you gonna hit it once and fall in love and have like 5 babies have to stare at the fat b-tch the rest of your life
oops!

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