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powerofdan rap battles - cr1tikal vs dry bones lyrics

{intro: cr1tikal “big” moist (egomanic)]
“big moist, you should battle rap dry bones”
what the f+ck are you talking about?
ooh—

[verse 1: moistcr1tikal (egomanic)]
there’s not many things as barren as this pile of bones
yet this dude makes burger king look like my sloppy fat chode
if you don’t know what i mean, here — i’ll play a clip
… what a b+tch
the ice age got nothing to what this meaty boy can bring
i spit so f+cking cold, i’ll make your whole species extinct (yeah…)
i’ve covered a lot of snakes
they’re nothing to how you race
yeah, f+ck your kart games
i got something you cannot tank!

[interlude: moistcr1tikal (egomanic)]
f+ck you
f+ckin’ do a little boogie on your corpse

[verse 2: dry bones (ennway)]
you think your puny slap will lеave me hurt? (nope!)
bring your hot pеppers, i won’t feel any burns (hehehe…)
funny this lite jesus christ is really trying to fight
’cause between you and i, it’s clear who can truly revive
don’t need a pair of parawings to know i’m fly
dry bone drip’s tight; charlie’s only repping white
bro, don’t try and fight, i know what you’re all about
you’d be frightened by someone pulling their c+ckroach out!
pumping out nothing but your constant talking
it is like you set a speedrun bounty on your content
quality nosedived since you got your start on qwop (yep!)
guess you’re just another case of penguinz falling off
[verse 3: penguinz0 (egomanic), moist clones (pixel chris, justgamer, nooby, danii)]
all of that was so untrue, it hurts (yeah…)
i’ve seen less horsesh+t come from p++py unicorns (agh!)
you get no p+ssy
now all this guy’s shown
is that this b+tch’s getting pegged — now, that’s a dry bone
hey, charlie. go and bone me
hey, charlie. like all your gimmicks
hey, charlie. take notes from moby (yeah)
i’m topping this d+ck
g+y charlie. you’re only ridden by the mario bros
so, yeah… plugging you into the moist meter!
uh, that’s pretty low
he’s dry to the bone, although, if you want cop a date (yeah)
see my dude nikocado, because you lack that water weight
i thought you’d k!ll it back and forths, but you’re nothing to my harsh lines
because this is the greatest rap verse of all time! (woo!)

[verse 3: dry bones (ennway)]
really? that’s all you got to say? (hehe)
i dropped dead and still had more points to make
’cause you cover drama often, but add nothing to the topic
my side scrollers got more depth than any of your content
you profit off of others, but what i find most surprising
compared to me, your personality is way more lifeless
went from hunger games actor to just another reactor
now you’re far from solid; put you bottom of the liquid ladder
[outro: critikal (egomanic), moist clones (pixel chris, justgamer, nooby, danii), dry bones (ennway), drew gooden (joosh)]
wow, uh… th+that was awkward
yeah (yeah)
yeah
yeah
ye—
wait, holy sh+t, is that drew gooden?
sup

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