premier battles - bizzo bond vs. unanymous lyrics
[round 1 + unanymous]
i know i made a sacrifice, but fam tonight
a goat’s making all of your throats sing
i make em listen when a demon talks
i could use a ouija board to expose him
cus aaron, the reward you’ve been holding
is what you’re storing your soul in
now there’s a sellout on stage, like when the saurus was choking
your story’s boring and slow, you’re unexceptional and nothing new
you’re only here cus when the boss is sick, they get the deputy to cover you
which reminds me, didn’t real deal forget his sh+t and stutter too?
so you don’t get no crеdit for the w
but it is the first time i’vе seen a teacher get a lecture from a substitute
my neck was in another noose
they never should’ve cut me loose
cus now i’m tightening my grip
if you wanna win tonight, you’ll have to prise it from my fists
cus you know a shotgun wedding?
when a man’s forced at weapon+point to marry a bride he didn’t pick?
well the reason i liken it to this
is cus it was a shotty that made me give up my title to this b+tch
cus really i’m the king of this
presidential in this field
but bizzo, you can beat donald trump, cus you spent most of your career getting your wig peeled
but i ain’t claiming your scalp, no
i’m trying to take your f+cking head off and wave it around bro
now he’s got “help me”, written all across his face like he’s al snow
i’m laying him out cold, and taking the crown home
you invaded my house so, you can just make yourself a sp+ce in the alcove
or stay in your mousehole, but nah
bizzo’s a [?]
that’s why he’s always outside
cus he knows his name isn’t household
and bro, you only win, when your opponents didn’t write their raps
it’s easy to make it look like you’ve been controlling the ring
when n0body’s been fighting back
well, i brought a guillotine to the ring with me
i’m soaking the entire map
f+ck his undefeated streak, i don’t believe that he’s khabib
just because you had connor choking in a title match
i don’t give a f+ck how the consensus stands for the demographic
when i wrote this i had a weapon brandished
you worked your whole career for this moment
now you’re finally getting the pen
but it’s a severance package
you’re getting axed, cus that’s the only time that i bury hatchets
get cut by a stanley, like full metal jacket
i know before we were set to clash but i left him stranded
and that’s why
when they put that belt on your chest
you still felt like you left empty+handed
cus in his soul bizzo knows, til he proves he can beat me
that sh+t is forever plastic
i mean they say i just gave you the title right
so i guess this is the part where i let him have it
i’m talking extensive damage, have him laid up for a couple weeks
i mean he’s good for the breakdown, so let’s see how he does with recovery
cus i am gonna make sure they forget you today, like eminem forgot d12
on the shelf
and all the shady characters that roll with bizz are, getting f+cking dropped as well
cus it’s hunting season, but i don’t need a hunting knife though
cus if this shark tries getting up in my boat
i’m cutting through the water with a b+tterfly stroke
then luring the rest of the sharks to the scene with the blood on my clothes
i’ll open up your big chest like a storage freezer
i’ve got an ice cold heart, like an organ dealer
remember you said, “i’m an alien upstairs”
well, great, cus i’m making a cut there
and the blade’ll get stuck as i force it deeper
and the alien’s coming out this b+tch like he’s sigourney weaver
i’m the xenomorphic creature sent to haunt your dreams for the rest of your life
whenever you hear the word unanymous after this, you’ll remember tonight
you just don’t have the same depth, and i’m apex predator+like
so how’s he gonna look like a shark when i’ve got his head on a pike
[round 1 + bizzo bond]
after two no+shows and being asked for prep again for this
i know the fans expected my answer to surely be a no
but i need to start this off with a confession
there’s something about me i feel this audience should know
i have ocd and it gives me anxiety
i just want to tell you all that now before we re+oppose
because i wanted to see quill but couldn’t start that chapter
till i bring this story to a close
i don’t care how the saying goes, today i am winning both the battle and war
unan might be back in the north but don’t let that distract from the norm
that the fact we have to act as though we like this man is a chore
the only one of us here who has been handed chances galore
and i cannot stand and allow these fans to applaud while the past is ignored
today’s different, abe simpson
you’re leaving before you even had a chance to hang your hat on the door
how can a man ever learn his lesson if he convinces himself that it hasn’t been taught
an addict to the habit of getting lost inside his own character’s thoughts
and that is his flaw
if you hadn’t battered matter you wouldn’t have mattered at all
cus your whole image is a mockery, like a caricature
you wanna know why it’s been years since you travelled to battle on international shores?
cus there isn’t an airline around that’ll ever allow you to have this much baggage on board
sorry bro, but today your doom is pending, i’m taking a wrecking ball to the foundations that you’ve cemented
claims he has a lot left in the tank, and after everything, i really do commend him
but thomas, you need so much more to get back on track than the fact you have a useful engine
if you really think unan is the one to beat, you realise how stupid you’ve got to be?
yeah, he bested raptor and rex, both out of their prime
but now he wants to rock with me
so what, you can say to bobby “what’s a rex to godzilla”
and how he’ll be leaving like a megalodon bit you
but the waters have darkened shark city, and you’re out of your depth
unknowingly paddling next to one bigger
you should have known from the intro alone that you’ve messed with the wrong k!ller
and that blood’ll stream on the lens when you see the silhouette of bond’s figure
you had your chance to dead this, but my rep was a lot smaller
now, you’re in hot water, i went to below you, to phone booth
yeah, you’re dealing with a shot caller
and now this battle’s below me, because you have nowhere else to go
too many bridges burned with low reach for tom foolery doesn’t work
only has patrick left as the lone sheep, like bo peep
that’s how i know the future of bro’s bleak
because we’re tired of this face
he’s getting old and the only steps that follow are crow’s feet
i know him far too well, so can’t expect him to keep his bars loyal
that’s why i’m listening hard, standing here with my arm coiled
ready to rock a monstrosity outside a building like a gargoyle
we know the policy, gets home and coked up before entering beast mode
it’s no apologies, til he comes around and the weight of regret rests on his head in the kilos
don’t try and make amends with me if you do the same and attempt to remain as a friend or amigo
cus the moment you dm, t, you’re letting me know that’s the death of your ego
[round 2 + unanymous]
aaron bond’s a manager at the marriott
bro, i got you on the ropes, this is a slaughter
like yo, “make sure them white sheets been appropriately ordered”
cus now a hotel manager getting laid to rest
and since you made your bed
they expect to see you folding in the cor+ nah, f+ck that
i’ll be posted at the corner, ready to catch you on the evening shift
letting eagles sing, turn that b+tch to hotel california
when i say i’ll bash your brains right the f+ck in
it ain’t a quote i took
it’s cus all they gonna find is your body, under a pile of broken wood
with a footnote, next to your frozen foot
that reads “i’m king”, cus when it comes to shining, i wrote the book
you work in a hotel and get overlooked
i’ll turn that hotel to the overlook
have the manager running scared, cus if i’m giving him any kind of bag, it’s attached to a stomach tear
he thought just cus i got some baggage, that i’d be unprepared
until i’m dragging my luggage there, putting aaron in a bag then making him carry it up the stairs
cus his job description, just like how he jots his writtens
cus he’s getting them bored, rapping like he got access to every floor
but now i’m feeling like it’s me that’s a manager at a leisure resort
cus i dropped a couple cards and they gave you the green light to get through the door
and i admit, you’ve maintained your position by displaying strength
i’m only really here to make amends, because i became who they resent
you put in more hard work than me, my opportunities came and went
and that’s probably why i took two years away, come back and i’m still the main event
and that’s cus i’ve been mastering this for half my existence
and was along for the the ride, i was facing titans and slaying giants while you slowly declined
we’re polar opposites, you’ve never been this cold in your life
but you’re frozen in time
that’s why you’re mid+s and you’ve only just broken the ice
you need to open your eyes
i dispose of him like a roach or a fly, he only holds on to this, cus on his own he would die
so now he’s latched onto briggz, and stays close to his side
cus aaron’s like a parasite, he needs the host to survive
“they stuck a knife in my back so i picked the scab”
bro no one gives a f+ck, throw me up here beating a dead horse like “giddy up”
but now he eating at the king’s table, so you can really watch as i spill his guts
cus i’m the fork in the road that bizz is stuck in the middle of
and it’s because it’s always the same sh+t
name flips, and you claiming you’re important
you couldn’t even find anything new to say when they gave you a thesaurus
bro i’m painting them a portrait
you etch+a+sketch your bars, then exhibit that trash like it’s contemporary art
think cus you battled oppa, you play the legendary part
well, then, say less, cus i’ve got a list of opps longer than the nhs
a pile of bodies, and that sh+t’s stacked high, blood on my hands like gang signs
and now i’m gonna show how i’ll respect his pr+nouns
when i put a slash in that guy
but watch aaron gaslight, like it didn’t even hurt him
when really this is gonna live and breathe in his deeper workings
i see the self+blaming victim in him, even though it sits beneath the surface
because he got that belt for nothing
but he’s still convinced that he deserved it
bro i was never gonna stand here and list his characteristics
because that would imply that they existed
you put all this work into a champion’s image
just to get outshined by rappers that are naturally gifted
and you can try and dress it up by being fashion addictive
but you don’t have to and you can turn rags into riches
i’ll play the sideline, and watch this slowly turn your brand to a gimmick
cus you’ve been in your bag but didn’t pack a personality in it
you only hear cus they need a name to chat
content+wise your page is blank
bro, i’m trying to break my hand
only time i take an orthodox approach is when i’m changing stance
as soon as me and bob was locked, i started chopping logs in a training camp
because i’m cutting edge
and the way you write punches lets us know you the paper champ
so f+ck your formulaic rants, you just think you nice as f+ck
but i’ll be the one to say it to you, bizz, your writing sucks
so i hope for your sake, for this battle, it’s been tightened up
cus they say the brits are too polite, and they’re right
cus you don’t get criticised enough
and i’m no critic, but that belt don’t fit him
so you know i had to poke some holes in it
cus i’m way too cold with it
jeffrey dahmer storing severed parts, i’m bone+chilling
and in the uk, there’s no name bigger
f+ck your mount rushmore, i’m a stone+faced k!ller
[round 2 + bizzo bond]
let’s not play pretend, this should have happened a year ago, for the sake of them
i’m just glad it’s taking place today, cus truth be told, my patience went
if you’d have said your head wasn’t in the right frame for a third time for this main event
i was planning strikes, i couldn’t care less if you were going off the rails again
see i suffer too, unan, the difference is my head is strong
compared to you, i excel in every fashion, check the impression that’s been left from bond so he can say “you couldn’t walk a mile in my shoes”, he’s right, i wouldn’t be seen dead in tom’s
why? cus bro’s sporadic, if only he chose to spend most of his focus rapping
he’s so erratic, overacting on his socials as he hopes for static
we draw a line and within a day he’s going past it
and it isn’t long until someone wants to grab him by the throat and slap him
so he has to backtrack like “yo, it was just a joke” so he doesn’t go dramatic
you’d think to cope with a stress disorder you’d stop making every post traumatic
there is so much more to life than well+thought+of rhymes and a loud delivery
and if i were you, i’d trade it all in for, i don’t know, an ounce of dignity?
his initials are tv, you think he’d know how to display a sound or imagery
instead, he’s acting like an amateur on his socials, since the man lacks account+ability
listen to me, you attract controversy because of what you put in writing
and wonders why he can’t shake the drama that always seems to come beside him
but you can tell in his rounds he sounds like he’s up for violence
till he oversteps the mark and then suddenly this c+nt’s in hiding
all this talking like a peaky blinder, disgusting torture, so much cutting, slicing
yeah, we watch him come out tommy’s sh+ll before confronted, then it’s “no f+cking fighting”
none of this would’ve happened if you kept your head down and were acting discreetly
allowing all these man online and in battles embarrass him weekly
you’re behaving like tyson’s little bro, tommy, but you’re a lover not a fighter
and it’s apparent to see, g
yeah, he shows a little fury when he’s in the ring
but you just can’t escape from reality, tv
it’s the same old story, goes home to be consoled by all his little friends
then announces he’s coming back better than ever
and thanks his team for reassuring him at length
stands on stage where we applaud him for his strength
how his head’s been in the worst state
man, every battle’s like 50 first dates, i’m thinking surely they are going to fall for him again
it’s a gimmick of his, to cause all the drama in our scene, just so he can be the villain of this
don’t you see the coincidences?
every time this turns to a pantomime, tom is always in the middle of it
it’s like you let these people trigger you, without them needing to try to
fall out, apologize, before repeating the cycle
you’ve watched a youtube video lately, right?
i can’t keep count of how many people dislike you
it’s becoming long, upsetting all these leagues fans and battle as we slander till the love is gone
he says he’s more hungry than he’s ever been, and in most cases that’s a good thing tom
but with you it’s different, cus you’re at a stage today you have no idea where the next
plate is coming from
[round 3 + unanymous]
i know you think you decorated as a champion
but it ain’t just shade when people say you’re grey, it’s because you pale in comparison
and in a f+ckin’ parallel universe, where this grey guy beats me
you’re so grey, you make daytime tv sound like a f+cking k+shine cd
i know some people are a little dry, but bro you like crispy dry though
so dry, your twitter bio should say “uk battle rap’s answer to impetigo”
up here rapping in your tight t+shirts
looking like you put the biz in ibiza
where did it go wrong for bizzo bond
you should have had that justin bieber cover you did as your f+ckin’ intro song
which reminds me, you messaged me before this, and told me that you cared about my mind being ill at health
and if that’s how you really felt, i just want you to know
if you ever make a song again, i’m gonna k!ll myself
precision stealth, splinter cell, a single sh+ll make it look like he tried to style his hair with ballistic gel
i told him, get bison briggz on the phone now
like bro, you better tell this meathead, if he wants beef then, i’ll bring a whole cow
i’ll chuck a blow, that can knock a buffalo out
i’m talking a hook to the grill, like a southern smokehouse
he said “brother, slow down”, but f+ck all that, i’m trying to have red splat on my nikes
or his doc martens, get your chest stamped like west ham in the 90s
cus it’s gonna be a mark on your jacket, clearly
plant my flag in his chest like he’s wearing napapijri
i’ll leave bizzo in his whip smoked with a slit throat
rib bones, hanging all out the window, it’ll look like the intro to the flintstones
cus this hoe, he’ll be hanging out where my enemies are
so imma let him see that i don’t need no weaponry to be heavily armed
when your expressionless head getting boxed like an identity card
hit bond with a double cross and it’s not espionage
i’m a strong puncher, leaving blood all over your k9s like a fox hunter
and if he knows how to fight, i’m slicing through bond’s cover with a box cutter
and they’ll have to put tape around the room like it’s a blockbuster
i predicted all of aaron’s topics, what he’s done for the scene
how i vanished from it
ignoring that my circumstances were catastrophic
the difference is when i took hiatuses from the scene
it was this grief was holding my family hostage
when you took hiatuses from the scene, it was cus of f+cking battle losses
so stop acting like a champion that’s got the heart to fight
like you didn’t lose to milky
and turn to the self+harming type because of a little harsh advice
and that’s why, you rap like, you praying to god for repentance
paying bodily penance, like it’s a charge from christ
cus all the backlash from your whack clashes left you scarred for life
but bizz, i don’t need a crucifix close to me
i know that now you might be pursuing this globally
but i should strangle this little f+ckin judas using a rosary
for acting like his movements are so esteemed
cus wasn’t aaron the brother of moses?
and that’s where that truly is poetry
cus when you’re that close to the staff, how hard can it really be so you to get overseas?
bro, while he was studying my reactions
i was studying the spiral patterns inside your atoms
trying to break you down into tiny fragments, microfibres and cytoplasms
all whilst, guiding aaron through the science class like i’m bryan cranston
i don’t give a f+ck how you got the belt, or why it happened
but you can keep it, cus you need it to define your status
it’s your security blanket, you keep it tightly fastened
but now that blankets going out the window, bizzo, i’m michael jackson
and you are not as bad as you’ve seem
bond’s a rat and a leech
a botch, a scandal, a scheme
a finger painting that’s been displayed as a spotless gallery piece
a dog attached to a lead, that follows adam’s regime
just a poster child printed up by the propaganda machine
[?], i had to evacuate the show
and watch him put aaron’s name on animated posters
well, f+ck it, if i have to play the ghost then
i’m gonna come back as a phantom that assassinates composers
this is where the mask you make is broken
and i’ll leave half your face exposed cus
you’ve been out here having a ball, but now the masquerade is over
[round 3 + bizzo bond]
i know there’s fans who still doubt they’ll see my name as a goat
and that match with our history means i had zero desire to be making this close
until you die, i would never feel right taking my sp+ce on the throne
they idolize you, tommie, some people are placing the votes on that basis alone
that’s why i have to sit him down, kind of like a british pound
yeah, this death’ll have everybody changing their notes
cus whether it was planned or not, the moment unan was matched with bond for match day 1
it was me they taking each and every ounce of the advantage from
cus if i win, it’s expected, these fans are used to seeing my hand aloft
but if he wins, it’s like i never should have had this belt
and the rest of the year for the champ is long
so they’ve given you me for your return so he can prove he’s back where this man belongs
unaware you’re getting lapped from your own home to show, you are standing with the captain, tom
it’s your fault this isn’t for the belt, not mine, to be champ again you knew what it entailed
we could have had a title match for the ages
but tom cruised off to do his own stunts, and mission failed
now he’s here through sheer jealousy
cus he knows he could have had it all if he didn’t bail
and instead had to watch bond voyage
so i should go across his boat with a bottle to show how this ship has sailed
but in a way, it is kind of like you’re still the champion of this very league
i mean i beat the king of the dot and ibattle champion
in matches before which they’ve never seen
won my title match convincingly, and three awards last year
there is not a soul that’s ahead of me, the hardest working, most con+
basically, i’m more unanymous than you’ve ever been
it’s me, bro, the real champion that this scene needs
so i have no choice but to embarrass him, after this
you can thank the staff for keeping you away from the belt like the samaritans
cus believe me, it is so much more than rap than the title of champ displays
and having you at the forefront is two steps backwards and that is a bad exchange
there’s no doubting when he returns from an absence that the class remains
but the absence is the problem, and it’s always down to his erratic ways
how you love to play the victim, and diagnose yourself with a damaged brain
then enter the ring and attack a man using the most personal angles that you can obtain
makes a scene and gets banned again
crazy, tv causes static and has no choice but to channel change
and the talent you have is undeniable, but it is utilized in the saddest way
i mean, the day i received the belt
i was told he needed resizing and the leather strap replaced
when i asked why, the guy said “whoever had it last, well, it was such a massive waist”
that’s why i don’t care if he’s one of your goats or favorites
the man just isn’t different, a cancer in remission
we haven’t seen any growth in ages
let your eyes just focus, he’s never been more than mediocre, face it
ksi and logan, i’ve never seen a prime so overrated
whereas they’re starting to love me bro
so even if this was for the belt, you’d still be getting done 3+0
cus the only time you’ll see bond ever lose his belt
is when he’s wearing a tuxedo
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