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presley christman - evan quarters christmas gift lyrics

“h+llo egan. from a very dedicated stan, an old store manager, and one of your dawgs, we wish you a merry christmas…”

part i: stan
dear evan

man i’m snapping but you ain’t responding
even left my cell, hotmail and my mysp+ce at the bottom
repeatedly texted you and was even calling
rōnin getting worried, i usually come round pretty often

you said later tonight, on minecraft you would log in
could get on hypixel with kevin, yeah we’d be ballin
heard that we’d run some bedwars, take some dubs, but you was joshin’
remembered you had a lunch break or the best excuse that you thought of

ignoring me like some impractical joke ha, gottem
stop locking me up like the joker back in gotham
to think, we’d be dynamic duo, batman and robin
man don’t pretend you asleep, i’ll pull up in my toboggan

ay i’m outside your house right now! yeah i’m phroggin
sneaking past grandma by the widow i’m crawling

eventually get to your room, but the windows a little foggy
vaguely see you playing cs… i caught you

annoyed, i’ll go back home, i should stop it
not before i get some food at mt pockets
when i get there i see it’s closed “you should stop back here tomorrow”
said the talking turtle in a sp+ceship i call a tmnt rocket

disappointed with you evan, but it’s time to call it a night
i get in bed to go to sleep, but my phone is blinking with light
finally a text from evan, “wanna play some clash”
no! i gotta go to bed, cuz in the morning i got class!

yeah, in the morning i got class
too much clash make me late for class
okay fine, i guess we can play one game
one game, that’s it

part ii: meltdown (from the perspective of jon sofa)
your boy thinks he’s funny…he’s not
this isn’t a conversation
t time, t time, t time

tea time like i got a cup of this sh+t
i make a dollar, you taking a sh+t
funny you thought you was getting the juicer
i never was letting you taking that sh+t
heard your new job, it’s embarrassing sh+t
you talk to the clops on some therapist sh+t
horsing around all over the town
designing some chairs for me when i sit

scared of the wasps
scared of the clops
weback in time like pickn and cops
you and your boy used to have goldy locks
scanning out all of the bad moldy stock
taking that sh+t out all of the package and putting that shrink in a black foldy box

scared of the soffa
i’m not a couch but my name is soffa
b+tches love me like chief keef and sosa
can’t get enou+ (+sniff sound) like im that white coca
sh+t is so hot like we in arizona
too many mimosas feel like i’m hungover
“it’s top of the hour, you better face pods” + the text i just sent you from my motorola

now larry gone, you can’t have no fun
you get a new job all you can do is run
away from me now, you think that you won
dairy got call on line 101 +in donna voice+

is you think i’m crazy
is you think i’m crazy
store 107
glazing bananas four zero eleven
hash house got me feeling like i’m in heaven
screen was so clean, you didn’t even see, but your big ass head still made an impression
twinkle and bumple
twinkle and bumple
like leroy butler, i never fumble
you boys in the back dancing to humble
i won’t let you bee. is it kendrick or sounwave?, i bet you think his album is to pimp a bumble

is you f+cking crazy
packing the cheese, we in gb, generating the seed
cfo proud like he clarence creed
you look through my past, pullin up tweets
digging through trash that oscar receives
all that you’ll see is im fly like a bird zazza zozzyyy

part iii: dogtooth
evan so lovely is something that i can confirm
he got hair so curly look like he just got a perm
evan so nice he hosted beback in his backyard
if you don’t know his grandma name then you ain’t really dawgs (mary)

chris and rōnin, brother mason
christmas time at uncle jasons
grandma’s chili got me bustin’
homemade soup from uncle justin
got pie, got pumpkin
who let, cayden crump in
yeah, kelly green jetta look better when the gloom out
passat shine brighter in the dark, he bring the moon out
clarence acting proud when you bridging to the islands
careful of the snipers, it’s worth it for the diamonds
cfo clementines on gummy row
watching cody ko with bonita boney toes
sloppy steaks at sushi lovers, we making kinds of soup
evan got leftovers and he toss it in the left booth

evan so lovely is something that i can confirm
he got hair so curly look like he just got a perm
evan so nice he hosted beback in his backyard
if you don’t know his auntie name then you ain’t really dawgs (dana)

thats a lot of motherf+cking filament, 3d printing
gemstone dragons for the h+ll of it
ring ring ring got email from baba sylvia
evan off at uni but she hoping that he’ll still be up
every tuesday getting tacos always meating up for lunch
now i call him evan but i used to call him chuck
dawg, if everyone else disconnects i’ll still make it work
and just like you said we’ve come back from worse
yuh

evan so lovely is something that i can confirm
he got hair so curly look like he just got a perm
evan so nice he hosted beback in his backyard
if you don’t know his momma name then you ain’t really dawgs (marcey)

rōnin tooth
stanley tooth
rōnin tooth
rōnin tooth

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