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princess superstar - intro via the telepath lyrics

[mc 7even as announcer]
welcome to the future
well, not exactly welcome to the future
because you’re all stuck in the present
whereas i have the luxury of coming and going as i please
thanks to the telepath
but i came back here to share with you an interesting story
mainly because the egomaniacal superstar
and of course, her duplicants
commissioned me to time travel as a sort of
time barrier hype man
what she doesn’t know, or will not know
or was that, won’t know?
is that i’m telling the real story
not the press kit version
i know you’re all dying to know what is my time?
so peculiar, this need to know about time
counting time used to take up so much time
anyway, i can’t say when, for everyone stop counting back in 3005
but it’s a long, long ways away from everything you know
yeah, ‘specially you
i’ll make this quick
because i know everyone always skips intros
and for good reason
the tale begins with a classroom
with a teacher teaching the art of ancient speaking
for our future people have no tongues
but telepath instead using the brain
you might not know fully what the brain is, listeners
but you will one day learn, haha
oh, yes, you will one day learn
anyway, these future children are all named for old+time advertising campaigns
’cause everyone back in 2080 got so bored with advertis+m+nts
the corporations had to make lifelong lucrative deals with parents
just to name every generation of their children after ad slogans
one of these ad slogans, i mean children, will tell an important story
about how her great+to+the+50th+power grandmother
named the superstar
the superstar was so crazed for fame
she ended the world by use of her name
you’ll see what i mean
please, allow me to introduce herself
her name is superstar

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