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probably paul - animals & bears lyrics

f-ck that animal sh-t, i just wanna meet snoop dogg
and chill with toad the wet sprocket, so we can go f-ck frogs
yell in the def leppard’s ear, see if he could hear sh-t
turn into a bug to chill with adam and the beatles

put the -ss in the d-ck, and the d-ck gets sucked
call my sh-t b-tthead, like anyone gives f-cks
but i give f-cks to charity, i give 5 bucks
and in f-ck money, that’s like 5000 f-cks
f-ck me, i hope i die worthless, i deserve it
i jerked it to runescape, and i wasn’t even nervous
i’m stupid, f-cking wordless like old f-ggots that are churchless
wet as little girls when they see taylor lautner shirtless
i’d be wetter if the simile was my d-ck’s firmness and pureness
i’d purchase my own d-ck if it was on ebay
andrea’s in the sand, somebody call c.j
cop jam, paul’s running around in an active freeway
yeah these days, old people miss f-cking elvis
so i shaved my f-cking p-b-s to look like his hair and pelvic
thrust it in the nursery home, thank god i got jerked off
by grandma, i gave that b-tch a f-cking spiked smirnoff

f-ck that animal sh-t, i just wanna meet snoop dogg
and chill with toad the wet sprocket, so we can f-ck frogs
yell in the def leppard’s ear, see if he could hear sh-t
turn into a bug to chill with adam and the beatles
that’s tough sh-t right there, i wanna chill with animals & bears

my house has got safety issues like facebook
and my d-ck is big as f-ck, nothing rhymes with facebook
i could be more creative, but i am not the creator
i am the skater, m-st-rbator, m-ss debating about the batters
a-rod’s doctor probably gives him f-cking steroids
during his yearly check up, and i bet crack spurts up when he hiccups
already a washed up rapper and this is only my first mix tape
probably make a career of stick ups and wake up every morning sh-t faced
wear grenade clothes because i’m a suicide bomber
lie about my d-ck size to make my d-ck and nose longer
act like the number zero and make bomberman a f-cking steroid eater
like derek jeter, eat corporate sh-t like a conglomereater
to measure my d-ck, you might need meters
wait, i misspelled it, i mean skeeters. (what?)
god, i’m stoned as f-ck off of life
i’ve already od’d
too much exercise, should’ve took a chromey
balogne

- probably paul lyrics

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