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probably paul - proceed 2 cry lyrics

[verse 1: probably paul]
listen here, it’s just time to get literal
lyrical as f-ck with words that are spiritual
k!ll it like a battle with wayne against eminem
f-cking with the innocents with my f-cking innocence
winning it like an outplayed charlie sheen joke
derogatory girls that like’s mother f-cking mean hoes
we know why i cry every night
because i can’t win in a fight it’s alright
because i’m from new york
like who f-cking knew, right?
playing with a fork at a toxic waste sight
his lyrics so tight, and he’s so d-mn polite
in real life, instead of me, he stabbed my mom with a knife
and flew away on a kite, so light, alright
who the f-ck wrote this sh-t down on my pad?
who the f-ck ate my mackeral scad?
i won’t pr-nounce you like the capital of chad
i’m a dad, ain’t that a bit of sad
couldn’t find a condom on my d-ck so i used a shoulder pad
sh-t’s hot as f-ck, a toilet heating pad
f-cked a dead squirrel somehow proceeded to start tetrad
my d-ck was on a newspaper ad, i punched an old lady in the gut
then went out, ate out her b-tt, then her mutt, then i got my best nut

[bridge]
oh sh-t, you are a f-cking d-ck weed
i roll my c-ck blunts, and then i go and proceed to cry
about my mother f-cking problems
and i have no f-cking way to solve them
i’m so solemn right now, but soon i think i will be lightsome

[verse 2: probably paul]
so here’s the main d-mn attraction
action, please start a distraction
or my career’s in a casket
and i’mma kick it off mother f-cking blasting
sublime, because i’m mother f-cking blasted
i’m asking all of the people in the room to please be themselves today
the act is going to be a bit delayed
probably paul and nique, okay?
then some guy in the back is like f-ck steve harvey!
okay, i think you’re at the wrong concert
your statement was such a f-cking c-ck hurt
bad day like conker, f-ck i hope i conquer the world
so any b-tch i could go bonkers on their honkers
mad b-ss, man face it, i’m racing hearts
i’m shooting baskets, i’m jason hart
use a navigational chart to get you in my room
then i’ll rape you
then i’ll staple you on the front sign of staples
near a maple tree

[verse 3: probably paul]
playing baseball, g
f-ck, i’d rather be studying freemasonry
maybe i am studying freemasonry?
f-ck that sh-t, in the war with some blazonry
yeah i’m blazing, free styling, regurgitate
f-cking m-st-rbate, ingurgitate c-m
i’mma do what i hope i can
because i’m sitting in lincoln park feeling kinda numb
humming to myself, chewing some gum
chilling, it’s the good life, stab a b-tch that’s my wife
fundamental issues and i’m starting to start a strife
i don’t give a f-ck if you double take me d-mn twice
i f-cking stab you in the f-cking d-ck
in the arctic, with a f-cking chopstick
b-tches on my hot d-ck wanna l!ck my hot c-m
god, i’m dumb
bring a gun to the auditorium, saying i’m awesome

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